Wednesday lunch is my favourite lunch. I go into town, pick up my comics and then treat myself to a Pret. Brilliant.
The person who served me in Pret said “enjoy your life!” in a have-a-nice-day way. Then looked at me in complete surprise that they’d said that.
Someone came and sat opposite me. There were plenty of free tables but they just sat on the same two-seater as me. Didn’t ask if it was free, just plonked down and started eating.
On the way back to work, someone stopped me and asked if I knew where the Motorpoint Arena was. I gave them directions and they said “oh, is it near the ice arena?”. I said “Yes, it IS the ice arena”. Their face dropped, they said “Don’t be stupid!” and walked off.