#70

Save it for Thursday, Nigella.

#71

Typically it’s the 26th

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#72

Got ham and ‘spicy slaw’ in. Might be better than today’s.

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#73

Here he is, with his doctorate in chronometry

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#74

Word of the day toilet paper, is it

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#75

:smiley: ACTUALLY I GOOGLED WHAT’S THE STUDY OF DATES CALLED
That’s such a sick burn I can’t even be annoyed

#76

Try harder please

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#77

Alright, Dad

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#78

:zipper_mouth_face::zipper_mouth_face::zipper_mouth_face:

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#79

On my way to a HAIRDRESSER!! Literally don’t remember the last time I went. Might have been when I was living in Cardiff, which means 10+ years ago.

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#80

Very happy about the initial response to the charity HGATR draw by the way, still plenty of time to get involved (you don’t have to actually enter to donate!) :heart:

#81

Oh dear, massive plant breakdown at work. Ah well, I’m going home in 25 mins. not my problem, mate

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#82

how often does a windows 10 update crash your computer?

  • often
  • not often
  • more often than not
  • don’t know
  • don’t understand
  • i fucking hate you and your fucking face

0 voters

#83

so what does rice grow into then?

and don’t say more rice because

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#84

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you found a type of jeans that fits your lockdown arse as comfortably as it did your pre-lockdown arse? (Wrangler Greensboro – they forgive a multitude of sins.)

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#85

My arse has disappointingly failed to grow during lockdown (I would quite like a more shapely bottom)

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#86

November 11 is Veterans Day, so I have the day off. My plan is to do a bit of cleaning, play a lot of PrettyGoodSolitaire and mope.

#87

I would be glad to donate some of mine.

#88

^^This.

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#89

What a wonderful world if we could all share our asses and be satisfied with what we each have as a result @GarethI

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