#18

so, you’re admitting to having wee’d on your bag, thus starting the piss-chain?

#19

#20

B is punishment for A

#21

Perhaps you might be interested in attending the Discover Dogs 2016 Dog show at the Excel Centre on the 22nd and 23rd of October? I’ll be there on the Saturday!

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#22

Enjoyed both of these, thanks balonz.

Here’s a story I have. Feel free to ignore it if you like.

A wasp stung me on my way to work this morning. It got stuck between my chin / ear and helmet strap. I had to stop and check it wasn’t merrily still stuck there (it wasn’t).

When I got to work the wasp was still alive in my hair. I brushed it out while in the changing room and it flew around and then I left it to die.

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#23

We’ll get that plant of yours growing at an almighty rate, between the two of us.

#24

Once a friend of mine drunk pissed/unaware of what he was doing in the hall of my flat so I got his bag put it in the loo, got everyone to piss on it, got him to his feet and put the bag on his back and sent him on his way.

#25

This reminds me, I also saw this couple getting hassled by a massive bumble bee, you know - like that BB was a wasp. It was very enjoyable.

#26

No puns

#27

this ‘friend’ of mine was telling me a ‘story’ a couple of days ago

he was drinking with some pals and they all went back to some cunts house. long story short, he was so pissed off with the guy who’s house it was, that he wiped his ass on hos toothbrush!

he was laughing his head off telling me and I said ‘you’re an utter cunt’. we left it at that, but I’m not so sure about this guy now

#28

That is not what toothbrushes are for.

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#29

tell me about it, man. there are other ways of getting revenge. shit like this is no good.

worked in a hotel way back when and this chick I was working with flobbed in a difficult customers meal. came running over to tell me, like it was cool as fuck. called her a cunt then pulled another pint

#30

oh right, you’re getting free likes for past stories, eh. the shame!

#31

he’s done you there, lonz

#32

Wait, you’re not allowed to reference stuff anymore?

#33

just realised i’ve seen very few animals dying. watched a sparrowhawk kill a pigeon once

#34

Yeah, it was incredible and horrible. Pretty traumatic, my wife wanted me to intervene. The Kite must have been starving to do it so close to me.

#35

eo

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#36

horrible isn’t it

please like my agreement

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#37

You’d better watch out

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