2017 PREDICTIONS THREAD (of doom)


#1

What’s going to happen in 2017?

I remember accurately predicting a surge of right wing populism, brexit AND Trump in a similar thread this time last year but you can’t find the thread on the old forum and I think sean deleted it anyway.

I reckon everything will pan out just fine… LOL. I would say “keep it light” but…

Actually maybe let’s not do this.


2018 predictions
#2

I think there might be some kind of new variety of crisp/potato snack released in the UK


#3

I predict I will weigh slightly more on my 32nd birthday than I did on my 31st.


#4

more dead slebs


#5

Leicester City WILL NOT win this year’s Premier League.


#6

A new dance craze.


#7

Mystic Meg to die


#8

I think at least one member of community.drownedinsound.com will accidentally poo their pants


#9

Green Heinz Tomato Sauce to be re-launched and this time take the world by storm


#10

For some reason I assumed you were older than me.


#11

The bloke who played Karl Kennedy will be the new Secretary-General of the United Nations.


#12

Remake of Das Boot to be announced, starring Seth Rogen.


#13

Our generation will continue to filter everything that happens in the world through Simpsons references.


#14

Fuck it, I’m calling it now. The Queen will die in Spring 2017.


#15

Very naive, they can keep those fuckers alive pretty much indefinitely.


#16

#hashtagbigonions


#17

That’ll be my carefully cultivated online persona of wisdom personified.

(Please don’t read any posts containing the word “sushi” in the morning thread)


#18

Balonz to have an attempt to stop posting


#19

It’s of doom mate.


#20

What, Germans?