Royal ones, mostly

Russia to put troops in Belarus like they have in the Ukraine
Turkey putting troops in kurdistan
China and the USA falling out over one China
North Korea do something daft to try and make the China US relations worse.

Kirk Douglas - this happens all the time. You get reminded that such and such is still alive then WALLOP (grim reaper chopping noise)

#MIC DROP!

He is going to have a busy 2017, obvs

US - Iran war towards the end of the year.

Marie Le Pen French pres
Geert Wilders
UK general election, hugely increased Tory majority, labour buried (didn’t think this one would happen but facts changed)
Hugely increased human rights violations on UK citizens by UK government. No more employment rights.
Simon Cowell becomes a Tory MP.

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Congratulations, you are awarded a certificate for being an acceptable human.

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Dance version of I Ran by Flock of Seagulls to be number one for eight months.

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Corbyn still unlikely to have gotten on with it

Peter Wright to win first televised event

Farage to self-immolate outside parliament in protest at slow pace of Brexit.

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I’ll put it on the wall at work next to my Netrunner plaque.

Keith Urban will finally move to the countryside

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By the way, just to warn you, I’m looking to unleash this soon: ‘you are a card carrying penoid…LITERALLY!’

I don’t get it.

Oh you will!

he turned 100 last week

be a bit more daring with your choices dave, ffs

will zsa zsa make it to 100?

He’ll be saying Olivia de Havilland next…

i get my celebrity death watch news from the front pages of the national enquirer whenever i’m in asda. cher has been called "DYING CHER"for about 3 years now.










also dying: al pacino, burt reynolds, chevy chase

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