I DONâT BELIEVE IT
Young boys running round in shorts. I bet you like that, donât you.
âCome on, Dougal, switch the television off. Chewing gum for the eyesâ.
âNo thanks Tedâ.
Itâs like a big rabbit rock festival
Iâm distantly related to him, itâs my dadâs cousin. His name is Jonathan White.
I could never get into Father Ted but I wish I could. What ep should I watch to start it off?
Use this quote every other day with the TV. Had to show her the episode to clarify that I wasnât just being a dick.
I use it at work on and off to some bemused looks.
Father Ted : Heâs not a very nice man, is he?
Dougal : God Ted Iâve never met anyone like him anyway. Who would he be like? Hitler or one of those mad fellas.
Father Ted : Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldnât find Hitler playing jungle music at three oâclock in the morning!