2018 Films You're Interested In


#1

For me:
Black Panther - This looks amazing. Loads of great actors and yeah, long over due.
Early Man - Sub Eddie Redmayne, who’s a wet cunt, but this is Aardman. Nothing they’ve done has been shite.
Isle of Dogs - Wes Anderson stop motion about dogs? Yes.
Avengers: Infinity War - Because, of course.
Solo: A Star Wars Story - Porbably going to be less objectionable thatn The Last Jedi__ to some.
Incredibles 2 - Yes, this is actually happening.
Soldado - Sequel to Sicaro (that is being titled on the trailer Sicario 2: Soldado for some fucking reason).
Mission: Impossible 6 - The last three have been very impressive. This might be too.
Wreck-It Ralph 2 - Okay, this has an even worse title

Ones I can’t believe they’re making
Gnomeo and Julliet 2: Sherlock Gnomes
Mary Poppins Returns (!!!)
Transformers: Bumblebee (!!!)
Scarface remake
Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! (fuuuuuucking hell)


Films / TV / Music / Stuff you are looking forward to in 2018
#2

OOoooh, new one to add: First Man - about Apollo 11 with the guy behind Whiplash.


#3

While I love the music of Abba… which songs are they going to put in a sequel?


#4

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
Ladybird
Phantom Thread
The Incredibles 2
The Shape of Water
Entebbe

Can’t think of any others.


#5

this is why I hope the climate change wins


#6

and what about the other 1999?


#7

you wonder if they just went through other film names until they found a gnome pun and went from there


#8

It’ll just be the same ones again, but in a mash-up styley or something.


#9

Yellow card.


#10

You wont have heard of them


#11

High Life
sounds ideal based on everyone involved


#12

I look forward to Sweet Gnome Alabama (not really)


#13

Gnome Alone 4s gonna be great


#14

Somewhere right now a film exec is googling “films + gnome” and has just found and stolen your idea :grinning:
Didn’t make the cut: A Girl Walks Gnome Alone At Night, Gnomeward Bound.


#15

What. in. the. fuck.

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The film focuses on a group of criminals who are tricked into believing they will be freed if they participate in a mission to travel on a spaceship towards a black hole to find an alternate energy source while being sexually experimented on by the scientists on board.

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#16

Annihilation
Black Panther
Ladybird
Incredibles 2
Shape of Water

Having seen them at the LFF, I can recommend:
Thoroughbreds
Bad Genius

when they are released.


#17

directed by Claire Denis, starring Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binnoche and Andre 3000
can only disappoint tbh


#18

Selfie Dad could be good


#19

Another vote for Black Panther


#20

It’ll basically be horror story with a demonised gnome that comes alive at night and terrorises a kid that’s been left alone. The gnomes eyes will light up green when they turn evil. How has this not already been made?!