For me:
Black Panther - This looks amazing. Loads of great actors and yeah, long over due.
Early Man - Sub Eddie Redmayne, who’s a wet cunt, but this is Aardman. Nothing they’ve done has been shite.
Isle of Dogs - Wes Anderson stop motion about dogs? Yes.
Avengers: Infinity War - Because, of course.
Solo: A Star Wars Story - Porbably going to be less objectionable thatn The Last Jedi__ to some.
Incredibles 2 - Yes, this is actually happening.
Soldado - Sequel to Sicaro (that is being titled on the trailer Sicario 2: Soldado for some fucking reason).
Mission: Impossible 6 - The last three have been very impressive. This might be too.
Wreck-It Ralph 2 - Okay, this has an even worse title
Ones I can’t believe they’re making
Gnomeo and Julliet 2: Sherlock Gnomes
Mary Poppins Returns (!!!)
Transformers: Bumblebee (!!!)
Scarface remake
Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! (fuuuuuucking hell)
Somewhere right now a film exec is googling “films + gnome” and has just found and stolen your idea
Didn’t make the cut: A Girl Walks Gnome Alone At Night, Gnomeward Bound.
The film focuses on a group of criminals who are tricked into believing they will be freed if they participate in a mission to travel on a spaceship towards a black hole to find an alternate energy source while being sexually experimented on by the scientists on board.
It’ll basically be horror story with a demonised gnome that comes alive at night and terrorises a kid that’s been left alone. The gnomes eyes will light up green when they turn evil. How has this not already been made?!