2018 Films You're Interested In

For me:
Black Panther - This looks amazing. Loads of great actors and yeah, long over due.
Early Man - Sub Eddie Redmayne, who’s a wet cunt, but this is Aardman. Nothing they’ve done has been shite.
Isle of Dogs - Wes Anderson stop motion about dogs? Yes.
Avengers: Infinity War - Because, of course.
Solo: A Star Wars Story - Porbably going to be less objectionable thatn The Last Jedi__ to some.
Incredibles 2 - Yes, this is actually happening.
Soldado - Sequel to Sicaro (that is being titled on the trailer Sicario 2: Soldado for some fucking reason).
Mission: Impossible 6 - The last three have been very impressive. This might be too.
Wreck-It Ralph 2 - Okay, this has an even worse title

Ones I can’t believe they’re making
Gnomeo and Julliet 2: Sherlock Gnomes
Mary Poppins Returns (!!!)
Transformers: Bumblebee (!!!)
Scarface remake
Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again! (fuuuuuucking hell)

OOoooh, new one to add: First Man - about Apollo 11 with the guy behind Whiplash.

While I love the music of Abba… which songs are they going to put in a sequel?

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
Ladybird
Phantom Thread
The Incredibles 2
The Shape of Water
Entebbe

Can’t think of any others.

this is why I hope the climate change wins

and what about the other 1999?

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you wonder if they just went through other film names until they found a gnome pun and went from there

It’ll just be the same ones again, but in a mash-up styley or something.

Yellow card.

You wont have heard of them

High Life
sounds ideal based on everyone involved

I look forward to Sweet Gnome Alabama (not really)

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Gnome Alone 4s gonna be great

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Somewhere right now a film exec is googling “films + gnome” and has just found and stolen your idea :grinning:
Didn’t make the cut: A Girl Walks Gnome Alone At Night, Gnomeward Bound.

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What. in. the. fuck.

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The film focuses on a group of criminals who are tricked into believing they will be freed if they participate in a mission to travel on a spaceship towards a black hole to find an alternate energy source while being sexually experimented on by the scientists on board.

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Annihilation
Black Panther
Ladybird
Incredibles 2
Shape of Water

Having seen them at the LFF, I can recommend:
Thoroughbreds
Bad Genius

when they are released.

directed by Claire Denis, starring Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binnoche and Andre 3000
can only disappoint tbh

Selfie Dad could be good

Another vote for Black Panther

It’ll basically be horror story with a demonised gnome that comes alive at night and terrorises a kid that’s been left alone. The gnomes eyes will light up green when they turn evil. How has this not already been made?!

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