2018 phone stats

in 2018 you used 4.09 GB of data
you travelled more than 90% of giffgaffers
if you added all your talk time together for the year it’s enough to sing happy birthday 1,244 times
you sent 37 text messages in 2018

cheers

No I didn’t!

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stick that on your gravestone

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how long do you think it takes to sing happy birthday? i’m trying to reverse engineer how long i spent on the phone

pretty sure i could use 4GB of data in a week, let alone a year

yeah well how far hav eyou travelled mate??

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Would anyone like to guess how many GBs we rocked through our wifi at home last year?

I’d love to!

2,000 GBs ?

23 seconds if you count the candle-blowing out

That is not right but I will reveal the answer right now: 3,100!

YOU ARE LONDON

YOU ARE NOT AN ISLAND

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according to Google Maps, 9,241 miles

i feel i did quite well to guess so close given i could have went anywhere between 200 and 20,000

What percentage of that would you estimate is smut?

Very, very little indeed. I would say 5GB max

I don’t really do much porn and also had sex coming out of my ring piece trying to impregnate my wife.

As for her viewing…

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I have 90gb of data a month and I’m not afraid to use it!!

Who needs 90gb of data a month

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Toilet wankers

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porn

Think I’m on 32GB, got a free upgrade. never got close to using it.

wife has 500MB per month :thinking: