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SERIE A:
BUNDESLIGA:
LIGUE 1:
CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER:
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS:
LEAGUE ONE WINNER:
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS:
LEAGUE TWO WINNER:
LEAGUE TWO 2ND, 3RD + PLAYOFF WINNERS:
CHAMPIONS: United
CL QUALIFIERS: Liverpool, Chelsea, City
RELEGATED: Newcastle, Watford, Wolves
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Burnley
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Leeds
BEST SIGNINGS: Grealish
TURKEYS: Romero
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Nuno
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Spurs
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Solksjaer
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Fernandez
TOP SCORER: Kane
FA CUP: Chelsea
LEAGUE CUP: Chelsea
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Bayern
EUROPA LEAGUE: Arsenal.
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Tuchel to get Chelsea playing good football, but United to fluke enough points to grind out the title.
CHAMPIONS: Manchester City
CL QUALIFIERS: Liverpool, Manchester United, Leicester
RELEGATED: Watford, Brentford, Brighton
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Palace, Norwich
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Everton (would this be a surprise?), Leeds
BEST SIGNINGS: Grealish
TURKEYS:
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Rafa
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Spurs
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Vieira
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Grealish
TOP SCORER: Kane, if he goes to City
FA CUP: Manchester City
LEAGUE CUP: Manchester City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Manchester City
EUROPA LEAGUE: Dunno.
CHAMPIONS: Manchester City
CL QUALIFIERS: Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool
RELEGATED: Southampton, Watford, Burnley
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brentford
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Leicester
BEST SIGNINGS: Ben White, Mwepu, Ajer
TURKEYS: Bailey, Romero, Daka
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Hassenhutl
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Spurs
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Tuchel
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Kante
TOP SCORER: Aubameyang
FA CUP: Arsenal
LEAGUE CUP: Chelsea
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Bayern Munich
EUROPA LEAGUE: Atletico Madrid
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Arsenal to finish in the top six with Pepe scoring at least 12 goals. Aston Villa to be utter shite. Leicester to struggle but still finish in a Europa League place. Nuno won’t see the season out. Vieira to start well but Crystal Palace to fall away in the second half of the season and finish lower mid-table. Brentford will be a bit of a bogey team for the bigger sides.
CHAMPIONS: Chelsea
CL QUALIFIERS: City, Liverpool, United
RELEGATED: Watford, Southampton, wolves
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brentford
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: wolves
BEST SIGNINGS: lukaku, firpo, white
TURKEYS: konate, romero, sancho
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: googles xisco munoz or arteta
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): spurs
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: tuchel
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: de bruyne
TOP SCORER: lukaku
FA CUP: united
LEAGUE CUP: city
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: PSG
EUROPA LEAGUE: marseille
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: arteta gone by Christmas, lose their wigs and hire the colleague
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LA LIGA: real
SERIE A: juve
BUNDESLIGA: bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: fulham
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: sheff United, Bournemouth
LEAGUE ONE WINNER: sunderland
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Wednesday, Portsmouth
LEAGUE TWO WINNER: Mansfield
LEAGUE TWO 2ND, 3RD + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Exeter, Salford
CHAMPIONS: Man City
CL QUALIFIERS: Liverpool, United, Chelsea
RELEGATED: Southampton, Watford, Norwich
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brighton
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Leeds
BEST SIGNINGS: Sancho
TURKEYS: Bailey
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Xisco
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Arsenal
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Potter
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Van Dijk
TOP SCORER: Kane
FA CUP: Liverpool
LEAGUE CUP: City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: City
EUROPA LEAGUE: Dortumund
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Brighton to actually finish top 10 this season after I tipped them to do it the past two years in a row
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LA LIGA: Atletico
SERIE A: AC Milan
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONS: Chelsea
CL QUALIFIERS: United, City, Arsenal
RELEGATED: Norwich, Newcastle, Wolves
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brighton
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Liverpool, Tottenham
BEST SIGNINGS: Marc Guehi, Firpo, Lukaku
TURKEYS: Patson Daka, Grealish, Varane, Romero
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Steve Bruce
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Tottenham
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Tuchel
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Havertz
TOP SCORER: Lukaku
FA CUP: United
LEAGUE CUP: City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Juventus
EUROPA LEAGUE: Porto
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Spurs will have a disaster year, finishing somewhere around 12th. People will be scratching their heads over the 100mios paid for Grealish around October.
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LA LIGA: Real Madrid
SERIE A: Roma
BUNDESLIGA: Dortmund
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONS: Chelsea
CL QUALIFIERS: City, Liverpool, United
RELEGATED: Southampton, Watford, Norwich
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brentford, Palace
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Villa, Everton
BEST SIGNINGS: Sancho, Olise, Daka
TURKEYS: Konate, Gil, Varane
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Steve Bruce
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Tottenham
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Tuchel
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Havertz
TOP SCORER: Salah
FA CUP: City
LEAGUE CUP: Liverpool
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: PSG
EUROPA LEAGUE: Barcelona
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: ^ I reckon Barca going out in the CL group stage and winning the EL is a big, silly shout
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LA LIGA: Atléti
SERIE A: Milan
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONS: City
CL QUALIFIERS: Chelsea, United, Liverpool
RELEGATED: Watford, Norwich, Newcastle
SURPRISE PACKAGES: no one
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Leeds, Everton, Villa
BEST SIGNINGS: Daka, White, Romero, Gilmour
TURKEYS: Sancho, Grealish, Buendia
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Benitez
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Everton
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: the porn connoisseur keeping Brentford up
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Lukaku
TOP SCORER: Lukaku
FA CUP: Chelsea
LEAGUE CUP: City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: PSG
EUROPA LEAGUE: dunno Sevilla I suppose
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS:
Villa and Everton to absolutely fuck it. Leeds to cycle off.
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LA LIGA: Atletico
SERIE A: Juventus
BUNDESLIGA: mmmm, Bayern might just nick it this year
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONS: Chelsea
CL QUALIFIERS: United, Liverpool, City
RELEGATED: Watford, Norwich, Southampton
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Palace
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Leicester
BEST SIGNINGS: Sancho, Lukaku, Konate
TURKEYS: Buendia, Grealish, Kane
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Husslehump
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Arsenal
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Tinkle
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Lukaku
TOP SCORER: Lukaku
FA CUP: United
LEAGUE CUP: City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Bayern
EUROPA LEAGUE: United
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Going to be an absolute stinker.
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LA LIGA: Atletico
SERIE A: Juventus
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONS: Chelsea
CL QUALIFIERS: Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool
RELEGATED: Brighton, Southampton, Watford
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Crystal Palace
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Aston Villa, Wolves
BEST SIGNINGS: Guehi,Daka, Lukaku
TURKEYS: Bailey, Ings, Mwepu, Gil
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE:Hassenhutl
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Spurs obviously
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Tuchel
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Lukaku
TOP SCORER: Lukaku
FA CUP: Manchester United
LEAGUE CUP: Crystal Palace
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Manchester City
EUROPA LEAGUE: Athletco Madrid
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Villa to flop badly, but finish 14th. Guehi has an outstanding season for Palace, called up to England squad for a friendly.
CHAMPIONS: Man City
CL QUALIFIERS: Man Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea
RELEGATED: Burnley, Palace, Norwich
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brentford
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Everton
BEST SIGNINGS: Sancho, Konate, Daka
TURKEYS: Grealish, Demerai Gray
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Arteta
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): North London (Spurs and Arsenal both)
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Thomas Frank
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Sancho
TOP SCORER: Kane (if fit)
FA CUP: Chelsea
LEAGUE CUP: United
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: PSG
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Grealish is gonna be a flop I think. Arteta won’t last. Brentford will do a bit of a Sheffield Utd
CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: Fulham
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Bournemouth, QPR
LEAGUE ONE WINNER: Rotherham
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Sunderland, Ipswich, Lincoln
LEAGUE TWO WINNER: Bradford
LEAGUE TWO 2ND, 3RD + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Orient, Mansfield, Newport
CHAMPIONS: City
CL QUALIFIERS: Chelsea, Liverpool Manchester UFC
RELEGATED: Southampton, Newcastle, Watford
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brentford
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Everton, Arsenal, Spurs
BEST SIGNINGS: Daka, Firpo
TURKEYS: Grealish
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Whoever manages Watford
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Arsenal
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Tommy Tuchel
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Kane
TOP SCORER: Kane
FA CUP: Crisps
LEAGUE CUP: Leeds
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Liverpool
EUROPA LEAGUE: Sevilla?
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS:
Messi to score a hat trick to dump Barca out of the champos. Nuno out of Spurs by the end of the season
CHAMPIONS: Chelsea
CL QUALIFIERS: Trad Bricks, City, Liverpool
RELEGATED: Southampton, Watford, Brighton
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brentford
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Everton
BEST SIGNINGS: Lukaku, Sancho, Konate
TURKEYS: White
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Rafa
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Leicester (final matchday)
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Tommy Tuchel
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Lukaku
TOP SCORER: Lukaku
FA CUP: Trad Bricks
LEAGUE CUP: City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: PSG
EUROPA LEAGUE: Frankfurt
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Barca to finish outside the top 4 in Spain.
CHAMPIONS: Brentford
CL QUALIFIERS: Man City, Liverpool, Leicester
RELEGATED: Newcastle, Southampton, Watford
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brentford
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: would Wolves struggling be a surprise?
BEST SIGNINGS: Onyeka, Lukaku
TURKEYS: Grealish
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: whoever Watford have as manager this month
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Spurs
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Thomas Frank
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Toney
TOP SCORER: Toney
FA CUP: Brentford
LEAGUE CUP: Man City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: PSG
EUROPA LEAGUE: is Emery still at Villareal? if so, them. or Sevilla.
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LA LIGA: Real Madrid
SERIE A: Milan
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: Fulham
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Sheff Utd, Bournemouth
LEAGUE ONE WINNER: Portsmouth
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Wycombe, Rotherham
LEAGUE TWO WINNER: Bradford
LEAGUE TWO 2ND, 3RD + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Salford, Dunno Utd, Dunno City