22/23 Football Predictions Thread

Would be very Louis to ditch his home country for South Korea or something on the eve of the tournament.

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CHAMPIONS: Man City
CL QUALIFIERS: Man City, Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea
RELEGATED: Nottingham Forest, Saints, Fulham
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Spurs
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Saints
BEST SIGNINGS: Haaland, Darwin Nunez
TURKEYS: Lingard, Tarkowski
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Lampard
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Everton
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Pep Guardiola
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Salah
TOP SCORER: Salah
FA CUP: City
LEAGUE CUP: Liverpool
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: City
EUROPA LEAGUE: Arsenal?

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Oh yeah, Dyche in at Everton is a good shout as above.

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LA LIGA: Madrid
SERIE A: Juve
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG

CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: Watford
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Burnley + QPR

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everyone predicting Bournemouth to go back down again is it?

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Maybe signing some clogger from Blackburn and West Ham’s third choice right back aren’t quite the dynamic signings you’d expect to keep a team who crawled over the finish line last season in the league

yeah but enough about Aston Villa, we’re talking about Bournemouth here!!!11

CHAMPIONS: City
CL QUALIFIERS: Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea
RELEGATED: Fulham, Bournemouth, Brentford
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Newcastle to close the gap to the top 6/be up there with best of the rest
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Everton (not a surprise), Brentford without Eriksen, Leicester
BEST SIGNINGS: Bissouma, Haaland obv, Sterling
TURKEYS: Jesus will be good but not as amazing as Arsenal fans have been predicting, Portuguese Andy Carroll will probably be clumsy as fuck and not Mane but will still score loads despite looking shit
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Tory Frank
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Everton
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Pep
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: De Bruyne
TOP SCORER: Kane
FA CUP: Chelsea
LEAGUE CUP: Liverpool
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: City
EUROPA LEAGUE: idk Sevilla

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS:

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LA LIGA: Madrid
SERIE A: Inter
BUNDESLIGA: Kaiserslautern
LIGUE 1: PSG

CHAMPIONS: City
CL QUALIFIERS: Liverpool, tottenham, Arsenal
RELEGATED: Bournemouth, Fulham, Southampton
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Brighton
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Leicester
BEST SIGNINGS: Julio Encisco, Perisic, Ben Mee, Erikson
TURKEYS:
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Lampard
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB):
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Arteta
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: erikson
TOP SCORER: Haaland
FA CUP: Man Utd
LEAGUE CUP: Brighton
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: real
EUROPA LEAGUE: Arsenal

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS:

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LA LIGA: Real
SERIE A: Juve
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG

CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: Middlesbrough
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Burnley, Norwich
LEAGUE ONE WINNER: shef wed
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Ipswich, derby

CHAMPIONS: Man City
CL QUALIFIERS: Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea
RELEGATED: Bournemouth, Fulham, Southampton
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Nottingham Forest, Spurs
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Chelsea a distant fourth, Villa
BEST SIGNINGS: Haaland, Nunez, Martinez
TURKEYS: Jesus, Richarlison will just be ok
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Rodgers
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Everton
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Cooper really but it’ll go to Pep
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Son
TOP SCORER: Nunez
FA CUP: Spurs
LEAGUE CUP: Liverpool
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Bayern
EUROPA LEAGUE: Milan

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Diaz to be best performer of Liverpool front 3, Grealish to be shite, Newcastle to finish above Arsenal, Leicester to be in bottom 5 when Rodgers gets sacked

Started off serious and then got bored

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CHAMPIONS: Liverpool
CL QUALIFIERS: Man City, Tottenham, Arsenal
RELEGATED: Forest, Fulham, Bournemouth
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Palace, Brighton
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Leicester, Wolves
BEST SIGNINGS: Koulibaly
TURKEYS: JLingz + Sterling will get dog’s abuse throughout, irrespective of how well he does
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Lampard
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Chelsea
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Potter
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Koulibaly
TOP SCORER: Kane
FA CUP: Arsenal
LEAGUE CUP: Liverpool
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Man City (why not?)
EUROPA LEAGUE: Whichever Spanish team makes the final.
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Ronaldo isn’t going anywhere, with hilarious consequences. Southampton and Leeds to compete with Forest and Bournemouth for relegation. Haaland to score heaps of goals, but City to otherwise be a lot worse than before.

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CHAMPIONS: Chelsea
CL QUALIFIERS: City, Spurs, Arsenal
RELEGATED: Leicester, Brentford, Bournemouth
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Leeds
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Liverpool
BEST SIGNINGS: Koulibaly, Haaland, Doucoure
TURKEYS: Nuñez, Gabriel Jesus, Diego Carlos, Lingard
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Brentdan
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): United
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Tuchel
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Kane
TOP SCORER: Kane
FA CUP: Spurs
LEAGUE CUP: Chelsea
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: City
EUROPA LEAGUE: Dortmund

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Liverpool will have an awful season due to injuries and their ageing players beginning to break down despite installing a Nero coffee in the lockers, Tottenham will spend until Christmas at the top of the table.

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LA LIGA: Barca
SERIE A: Roma
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG

CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: West Brom
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Watford, Norwich

Too early imho. See you in two weeks.

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Get the confy in that template :triumph:

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We still finished 9th last season despite crucial injuries and our manager being shite, we’re not getting relegated. YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THIS

will do my preddos next week

Put Vestergaard in my FPL so you are, sorry

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Don’t think you’ll go down but think you’re going to really struggle. Can’t believe there is still talk of selling Maddison too.

Don’t see why we’d sell anyone other than Tielemans this summer, we only let one go each year. Will be Madders or Fofana next summer.

CHAMPIONS: Manchester City
CL QUALIFIERS: Liverpool, Spurs, Manchester United
RELEGATED: Bournemouth, Fulham, Brentford
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Manchester United, Forest
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Chelsea, Brentford (I would say Everton, but surely that wouldn’t be a surprise).
BEST SIGNINGS: Neco Williams
TURKEYS:
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Lampard
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Chelsea
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Pep
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Haarland
TOP SCORER: ditto
FA CUP: Manchester United
LEAGUE CUP: Manchester City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Manchester City
EUROPA LEAGUE: Dunno

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS:

All you Brentford relegation tippers are going to look silly

CHAMPIONS: Arsenal
CL QUALIFIERS: Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea
RELEGATED: Spurs, Leeds, Bournemouth
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Fulham
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Newcastle
BEST SIGNINGS: Jesus
TURKEYS: Richarlison
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Conte
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Man Utd
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Arteta
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Odegaard
TOP SCORER: Jesus
FA CUP: Man City
LEAGUE CUP: Liverpool
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Ajax
EUROPA LEAGUE: Sevilla

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: England to go out in group stage of the World Cup, and as a result the TV viewing figures for the remainder of the tournament are dismal. The final will be shown on BBC Three.

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LA LIGA: Barcelona
SERIE A: Juventus
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern Munich
LIGUE 1: PSG
EREDIVISIE: Ajax

CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: Norwich
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Cardiff City, Preston North End
LEAGUE ONE WINNER: Portsmouth
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Charlton, Lincoln City
LEAGUE TWO WINNER: AFC Wimbledon
LEAGUE TWO 2ND, 3RD + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Sutton Utd, Leyton Orient

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CHAMPIONS: city
CL QUALIFIERS: liverpool, United, Arsenal
RELEGATED: Bournemouth, Fulham, Everton
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Newcastle - top 6
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Leicester/Chelsea/Spurs
BEST SIGNINGS: Haaland, Martinez
TURKEYS: Nunez, Phillips
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Conte
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Chelsea
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Howe
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Foden
TOP SCORER: Bruno
FA CUP: Chelsea
LEAGUE CUP: Arsenal
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: city
EUROPA LEAGUE: United

GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Kane to go to Bayern and an early conte resignation. Tuchel quitting in January, Everton points deduction, Grealish being really good in classic 2nd season under pep style, positivity around united for the season for the first time in a decade.

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LA LIGA: Athletico
SERIE A: Inter
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern Munich
LIGUE 1: PSG