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CHAMPIONS: Motherwell
CL QUALIFIERS: Hearts
RELEGATED:St Johnstone
SURPRISE PACKAGES:Motherwell
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS:The Ranjurs
BEST SIGNINGS:Apostolos Stamatelopoulos at Motherwell
TURKEYS:Anyone The Ranjurs sign
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE:The Hibs manager
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB):The Ranjurs, always
MANAGER OF THE YEAR:Stuart Kettlewell
PLAYER OF THE YEAR:Apostolos Stamatelopoulos
TOP SCORER:Apostolos Stamatelopoulos
SCOTTISH CUP:Motherwell
LEAGUE CUP:Motherwell
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:Real Madrid, as per
EUROPA LEAGUE:Celtic
CONFERENCE LEAGUE: St Mirren
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: None really, just a straight forward, no frills season ahead in Scotland.
CHAMPIONS: City
CL QUALIFIERS: Arsenal, Villa, Liverpool
RELEGATED: Leicester Southampton Ipswich
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Everton avoid the relegation scrap
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Brighton
BEST SIGNINGS: One not made yet, philogene back at villa might surprise some
TURKEYS: Some big late buy
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Maresca
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Chelsea
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Emery
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Rodri
TOP SCORER: Haaland
FA CUP: City
LEAGUE CUP: Villa
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: City
EUROPA LEAGUE: United
CONFERENCE LEAGUE: Fiorentina
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Chelsea to completely implode, city to get demoted while winning the treble
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LA LIGA: Athletico
SERIE A: Inter
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: Luton
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Burnley Coventry
LEAGUE ONE WINNER:Birmingham
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Rotherham,Bolton
LEAGUE TWO WINNER: MK Dons
LEAGUE TWO 2ND, 3RD + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Chesterfield, Donny, Notts County
CHAMPIONS: Arsenal
CL QUALIFIERS: Man City, Liverpool, Man Utd
RELEGATED: Leicester, Ipswich, Forest
SURPRISE PACKAGES: West Ham
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Brentford
BEST SIGNINGS: Archie Gray
TURKEYS: Maatsen? not bad but for the price tag
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Nuno
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Spurs
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Arteta
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Odegaard
TOP SCORER: Haaland
FA CUP: City
LEAGUE CUP: Spurs
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Real
EUROPA LEAGUE: Man United
CONFERENCE LEAGUE : Chelsea
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Think spurs, Villa, Newcastle will look good but not be able to do it in patches for the full season. No big signings just yet so could be one or two still to come…
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LA LIGA: Real
SERIE A: Inter
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: Burnley
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Boro, Coventry
LEAGUE ONE WINNER: Bolton
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Charlton, Huddersfield
LEAGUE TWO WINNER: Chesterfield
LEAGUE TWO 2ND, 3RD + PLAYOFF WINNERS: MK Dons, Gillingham, Notts County
dunno, guess the odds were before we sold our main goal scorer/attacking outlet
that plus some of the maths wont account for the knowledge that if we don’t go up in the autos we aren’t winning the playoffs
CHAMPIONS: City
CL QUALIFIERS: Arsenal, United, Spurs
RELEGATED: Ipswich, Nottingham, Soton
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Bournemouth
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Liverpool
BEST SIGNINGS: Maatsen, Hutchinson
TURKEYS: Calamari, any of the Chelsea signings
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Ten Saag
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): United
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Iraola
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Haaland
TOP SCORER: Haaland
FA CUP: Arsenal
LEAGUE CUP: Newcastle
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Real Madrid
EUROPA LEAGUE: Athletic Cloob
CONFERENCE LEAGUE: No idea
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LA LIGA: Real Madrid
SERIE A: AC Milan
BUNDESLIGA: Dortmund
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONS: City
CL QUALIFIERS: Arsenal, Liverpool, Villa
RELEGATED: Southampton, Ipswich, Leicester
SURPRISE PACKAGES: No alarms and no surprises
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Brentford (maybe not a surprise)
BEST SIGNINGS: IDK can’t think of any
TURKEYS: Zirkzee
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Howe
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Everton after another points deduction
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: the Palace guy
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Rodri
TOP SCORER: Haaland
FA CUP: Liverpool
LEAGUE CUP: City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Real Madrid
EUROPA LEAGUE: Athletic Bilbao
CONFERENCE LEAGUE: can’t see past St Mirren
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LA LIGA: Real Madrid
SERIE A: Inter
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern
LIGUE 1: PSG
CHAMPIONS : Arsenal
CL QUALIFIERS: Man City, Man Utd, Spurs
RELEGATED: Everton, Ipswich, Leicester
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Palace
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Chelsea
BEST SIGNINGS: Raya, Minteh, Solanke
TURKEYS: Ipswich
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Maresca
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS: West Ham
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Arteta
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Salah
TOP SCORER: Salah
FA CUP: Nottingham Forest
LEAGUE CUP: Newcastle
CL: Liverpool
EUROPA LEAGUE: Man Utd
CONFERENCE: No Idea
CHAMPIONS: Arsenal
CL QUALIFIERS: United, Spurs, City
RELEGATED: Ipswich, Leicester, Brentford
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Spurs
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Brentford
BEST SIGNINGS: There were signings? Outside of Chelsea, I mean
TURKEYS: See above
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Bloke at Leicester
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Somehow still Arsenal
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Mourinho
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Odegaard
TOP SCORER: Haaland
FA CUP: United
LEAGUE CUP: Chelsea
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Real
EUROPA LEAGUE: Villa
CONFERENCE LEAGUE: Someone Italian
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CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER: Burnley
CHAMPIONSHIP 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: West Brom, Sheff Utd
LEAGUE ONE WINNER: Barnsley
LEAGUE ONE 2ND + PLAYOFF WINNERS: Bolton, Brum
Champions: Arsenal
CL Qualifiers: Man City, Spurs, Newcastle
Relegated: Southampton, Brentford, Ipswich
Surprise Package: Everton
Surprise Strugglers: Brighton
Best Signing: Solanke
Turkeys: All of Chelsea’s signings
First sacking: Ten Haag
Biggest Annual Wig Loss: Man Utd
Manager of the year: Arteta
Player of the year: Odegaard
Top Scorer: Haaland
FA Cup: Liverpool
League Cup: Spurs
Champions League: Real Madrid
La Liga: Barca
Serie A: Juventus
Bundesliga: Bayern
Ligue 1: Marseille
Championship Winners: Burnley
Promoted: Sheffield United & Middlesbrough
Champions: Arsenal
CL Qualifiers: Man City, Liverpool, Spurs
Relegated: Southampton, Leicester, Ipswich
Surprise Package: Spurs
Surprise Strugglers: Dunno
Best Signing: Bergvall, Gray, Solanke
Turkeys: De Ligt, Yoro and Mazraoui to be injured 99% of the time
First sacking: Maresca
Biggest Annual Wig Loss: Chelsea or United
Manager of the year: Arteta
Player of the year: Odegaard
Top Scorer: Haaland
FA Cup: City
League Cup: Liverpool
Champions League: Real Madrid
La Liga: Madrid
Serie A: Inter
Bundesliga: Bayern
Ligue 1: PSG
CHAMPIONS: Man City
CL QUALIFIERS: Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool
RELEGATED: Leicester, Ipswich, Southampton
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Spurs, Everton
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Newcastle, Villa maybe to struggle a little with their schedule?
BEST SIGNINGS: Savinho, Solanke, Hutchinson
TURKEYS: Adarabioyo, Dewsbury-Hall, Vlachodimos
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: That’s Howe for now!
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Chelsea FC
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Dunno, Pep
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Rodri
TOP SCORER: Haaland
FA CUP: Arsenal
LEAGUE CUP: City
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: City
EUROPA LEAGUE: Man Utd
CONFERENCE LEAGUE: MFK RUŽOMBEROK
CHAMPIONS: Arsenal
CL QUALIFIERS: Man Utd, Liverpool, Aston Villa
RELEGATED: Ipswich, Southampton, Spurs
SURPRISE PACKAGES: Leicester
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS: Newcastle
BEST SIGNINGS: Calafiori
TURKEYS: Solanke
FIRST SACKING/DEPARTURE: Ange
BIGGEST ANNUAL WIG LOSS (CLUB): Man City
MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Arteta
PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Rice
TOP SCORER: Havertz
FA CUP: Aston Villa
LEAGUE CUP: West Ham
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: Real Madrid
EUROPA LEAGUE: Ajax
CONFERENCE LEAGUE: Fiorentina
GENERAL BIG SHOUTS: Man City get deducted 25 pts for financial foul play, Pep resigns on hearing the news, they appeal, they get deducted 10 pts instead, they appoint Ange as the new manager, they finish 5th
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LA LIGA: Real Madrid
SERIE A: Juventus
BUNDESLIGA: Bayern Munich
LIGUE 1: PSG
EREDIVISIE: Ajax