40 Things You Can Stop Doing Now!

Epimer · 2016-10-25T10:52:43.379Z

No point backtracking now, the harm’s been done.

ninetyeightytwo · 2016-10-25T10:54:37.465Z

Then if I cannot be forgotten, I hope I can be forgiven.

Aggpass · 2016-10-25T10:56:18.001Z

Songs_about_ducking:

Is non-Americans pretending to enjoy NFL or NBA on there? Because that has to stop.

@hip_young_gunslinger you just called him a good man, you fool!

hip_young_gunslinger · 2016-10-25T10:59:03.718Z

He challenges my preconceptions, and for that, I am grateful.

Aggpass · 2016-10-25T10:59:57.764Z

hip_young_gunslinger · 2016-10-25T11:00:40.059Z

That’s not even the hat I have!

Ruffers · 2016-10-25T11:01:16.326Z

Definitely not clicking that. Don’t floss peel veg, wash my jeans? Already do pal!

Aggpass · 2016-10-25T11:01:24.950Z

Please show us a picture of the hat you paid actual money for

hip_young_gunslinger · 2016-10-25T11:05:03.468Z

It’s this one: TOTALLY DIFFERENT

Aggpass · 2016-10-25T11:05:42.666Z

somehow worse. incredible

hip_young_gunslinger · 2016-10-25T11:07:26.664Z

It’s the double logo thing that really makes it hideous.

Icarus-Smicarus · 2016-10-25T12:59:17.881Z

ninetyeightytwo:

CDs are getting a lot of stick these days. There was an arsehole Noisey column a few weeks ago where some arsehole actually went to a branch of HMV to point and laugh at people who “still” buy CDs. What difference does it make how other people consume their music? I hate Noisey. Worst music site bar none. And considering the competition, that’s saying something. Yeah!

Noisey in ‘patronising article where they go out and make fun of people who aren’t like them’ shocker!

like when they went to the queue at a Muse gig to find out scoff scoff who actually likes Muse!!!1 (nb. Muse are terrible but get a fucking grip lads)

ninetyeightytwo · 2016-10-25T13:06:09.744Z

Love Muse, Hate Noisey.

zxcvbnm · 2016-10-25T13:08:30.516Z

British people “celebrating” Thanksgiving. Not on my watch.

Ruffers · 2016-10-25T13:10:07.337Z

Doesn’t happen

pinkybrain · 2016-10-25T13:10:40.152Z

Supporters keep our journalism fearless and free to tell the stories other news organisations won’t

fuck you Guardian

hibster2000 · 2016-10-26T12:56:00.545Z

29 Standing in line at the departure gate at the airport

You have a ticket with a designated seat and aeroplanes are uncomfortable. It won’t take off without you. Calm down.

yeah & a limited amount of hand luggage space above your head
I want my hand luggage to be near me, not half a mile down the plane

*that being said I don’t rush to queue

richie · 2016-10-26T14:10:02.694Z

Totally agree with this. They should change no.29 to “Stop being a prick: put suitcases into the hold and only take one piece of hand luggage at most with you”. It’s these people who are usually in the “fast track” queue too.

aboynamedgoo · 2016-10-26T14:18:55.308Z

richie:

Totally agree with this. They should change no.29 to “Stop being a prick: put suitcases into the hold and only take one piece of hand luggage at most with you”.

Not gonna happen, since almost all airlines charge extra for luggage in the hold on short-haul flights.

richie · 2016-10-26T14:27:44.563Z

Yes, that something that needs to change too.