40 Things You Can Stop Doing Now!

It’s this one: TOTALLY DIFFERENT

somehow worse. incredible

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It’s the double logo thing that really makes it hideous.

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Noisey in ‘patronising article where they go out and make fun of people who aren’t like them’ shocker!

like when they went to the queue at a Muse gig to find out scoff scoff who actually likes Muse!!!1 (nb. Muse are terrible but get a fucking grip lads)

Love Muse, Hate Noisey.

British people “celebrating” Thanksgiving. Not on my watch.

Doesn’t happen

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fuck you Guardian

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29 Standing in line at the departure gate at the airport

You have a ticket with a designated seat and aeroplanes are uncomfortable. It won’t take off without you. Calm down.

yeah & a limited amount of hand luggage space above your head
I want my hand luggage to be near me, not half a mile down the plane

*that being said I don’t rush to queue

Totally agree with this. They should change no.29 to “Stop being a prick: put suitcases into the hold and only take one piece of hand luggage at most with you”. It’s these people who are usually in the “fast track” queue too.

Not gonna happen, since almost all airlines charge extra for luggage in the hold on short-haul flights.

Yes, that something that needs to change too.