400 ways to bone your lover

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It’s a urethral meatus btw

Is this the track listing for the next Kate Bush LP?

@Icarus-Smicarus is gonna want a word :wink:

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Kate’s Bush

oh dear

That sounds like a delicious cut of meat.

“Lets grab some tinnies and slap a couple urethral meatuses on the barbie”

Don’t read the comments they said…

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Our youngest when we were out on a walk today:

“That cow is jumping on that other cow! They’re playing hop back.”

So

  1. Playing hop back
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