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#1

What shall I do? Definitely not doing any more work.


#2

Draw a picture of mothra


#3

I’ve not done any work today cause my ovaries were too sore


#4

Cheeky wank in the disabled loos?

Dunno what to suggest for the other 44.5 minutes though WAHEEEEEEEY


#5


#6

(btw that is my penis)


#7
https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/jokes-you-have-instantly-regretted/

#8

fucking arsehole colleague just stung me a classic

“hey can you do this easy thing before you go”
“yeah no bother”
*looks at thing*
*realises it’s going to take WAY longer than I thought*
FUCK


#9

Already on bus home loser


#11

Got most of the way through a post about weak celebrity bants (something about t-shirts?) then gave up because I’d confused myself and forgotten the point.

Might go home, nobody’s here.


#12

Finish that post in here, I’ve already embarrassed myself upthread.


#13

It’s gone now. It was about how they must have an assistant to do the legwork for those things, and imagine having a weak bants assistant!

e.g. I’d have all those photoshopped mugs made up for Fenino, whereas the best I’ve managed so far without an assistant is bringing @saps a packet of Skips at the last one.


#14

Might go to the beer shop on my way home.

Dunno though. Already got to go to House of Shitting Fraser.


#15

Thought it was a new kitchen you were after, not a bathroom?

Alright, see you on Monday.


#16

Get out.


#17

Bye Felicia.

(I don’t know what this is from)


#18

It’s from ‘Friday’ starring Chris Tucker and Ice Cube. So pretty appropriate really.


#19

Ooh there’s a new chinese place that’s opened between my work and the cinema. Would be rude not to, right?


#20

Those were good bants though.


#21

Screenshot?