#6

(btw that is my penis)

#7
https://community.drownedinsound.com/t/jokes-you-have-instantly-regretted/
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#8

fucking arsehole colleague just stung me a classic

“hey can you do this easy thing before you go”
“yeah no bother”
*looks at thing*
*realises it’s going to take WAY longer than I thought*
FUCK

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#9

Already on bus home loser

#11

Got most of the way through a post about weak celebrity bants (something about t-shirts?) then gave up because I’d confused myself and forgotten the point.

Might go home, nobody’s here.

#12

Finish that post in here, I’ve already embarrassed myself upthread.

#13

It’s gone now. It was about how they must have an assistant to do the legwork for those things, and imagine having a weak bants assistant!

e.g. I’d have all those photoshopped mugs made up for Fenino, whereas the best I’ve managed so far without an assistant is bringing @saps a packet of Skips at the last one.

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#14

Might go to the beer shop on my way home.

Dunno though. Already got to go to House of Shitting Fraser.

#15

Thought it was a new kitchen you were after, not a bathroom?

Alright, see you on Monday.

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#16

Get out.

#17

Bye Felicia.

(I don’t know what this is from)

#18

It’s from ‘Friday’ starring Chris Tucker and Ice Cube. So pretty appropriate really.

#19

Ooh there’s a new chinese place that’s opened between my work and the cinema. Would be rude not to, right?

#20

Those were good bants though.

#21

Screenshot?

#22

I didn’t even get the reference, did I?

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#23

I’m on the train home. Mum-and-infant are on the same carriage as me. They have inconvenienced me in two ways:

  • the mum has their buggy in front of the door (though I moved it for her)
  • the infant (I presume) has soiled her nappy (but someone has kindly opened a window)
#24

Still trying not to vomit! Really nervous about driving home…

#25

Hour or so left. G&T time.

#26

i’m learning some amazing moves from this guy

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