Imagine going for a swim in 1505 and just being like, yeah, I’m going to keep on doing this, really slowly for roughly 512 years and then some dude with a really bright light starts stealing all your carbons.
Finally, a new verse of Baby Shark!
Mozart and Beethoven hadn’t even been born
What other things are there in the past that he’s older than?
They interviewed him and he said he puts his longevity down to Werthers Originals
Shark is older than the Declaration of Independence.
Also older by 300 years than the earliest version of the modern state of Germany.
Henry VIII hadn’t even begun to get a taste for getting married.
Shakespeare wasn’t born
How? If sharks can do it why can’t we? Would you rather be an old shark or a dead human?
- Old shark
- Dead human (rip)
Peterborough had not yet been granted city status
Nirvanas smells like teen spirit hadn’t landed on the moon
Can’t believe this btw
The reformation was still a few years off. Pretty mad.
It was 100 years before Galileo first observed Saturn through a telescope and confirmed that it wasn’t a star.
I wonder when it’s the shark’s birthday.
Sings this on karaoke https://youtu.be/KmI06vPfpq4
That shark could’ve met Leonardo da Vinci!
512-year-old-shark and me, we’re gonna live forever
The sea is full of mad old stuff. Like when the dinosaurs got wiped out, stuff in the sea survived, probably, so sharks and whales are like prehistoric and essentially this is why the Loch Ness monster might be real.
A Scotsman told me that.