Must be bored as fuck
goddammit must i be the dinosaur pedant again
Hey, I’m agreeing with you, I’m saying the loch Ness monster is a dinosaur and is real and not extinct
That’s what I said!
Does this mean in millions of years humans will have shrunk and grown beaks and be nice and friendly and feathered to whatever animal has taken over by then
oh man i really hope so, that would be so nice. just hopping about, having a glide, enjoying the breeze.
actually think about that shark’s life, tucked away in the ocean, safe from poachers and stuff. ideal life really, just moves at his own pace, hunts up some shrimp when he’s peckish.
Just look at its cheery little face. “Hey people, have you heard? I’m 512 years old. What a time to be alive”
'“I can see the square root of fuck all.”
Would think it would have swam somewhere a bit warmer by now.
For FIVE HUNDRED AND ALSO TWELVE YEARS.
But tell me, does food last longer in the freezer or outside of the freezer?
… Not that I’m suggesting that 512 year old shark is food.
Its not true guys
Doesn’t look a day over 508 years old.
Is so! They took its carbons and everything.
My fridge is a bit broke and is freezing some stuff sometimes at the moment…so I dunno.
Seems like a lovely shark
its a racist
We regret to inform you that the shark’s favourite film is Taken