I mean what with Itvreturning every 27 years, 512 year old shark might have seen It 19 times. Pretty scary, all things considered.
2048 year old salamander
Like fuck was there a salamander older than little baby Jesus was when he died, when he was born. 512 year old is oldest
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fear the worst every time this gets bumped
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Don’t worry 512 year old shark will be around long after we are gone.
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wonder what it’s doing right now
probably sucking on a werthers original and attempting a crossword puzzle am I right
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Being heart-warmingly progressive on social issues
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Sounds like what I was doing aged 9, so sure.
I hear Uncle Joe is appointing at least one shark to his cabinet. could it be this one, as a double-affront to 45?
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How weird, I was just talking about this guy (because its Jonathan the tortoise’s 188th birthday today, oldest land animal)
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Nice for him to have a cabinet all younger than him lololol
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Not sure we need a new shark thread so here is a shark with a “human face” found off coast of indonesia.
cw : um… dunno, I didn/t really enjoy it much
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What kinda fuckin humans you been lookin at pal
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Check out that 6 pack
Imagine how much money the 512 year old shark would have now if they’d put their money into Bitcoin as a teenager.
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Giant luminous shark in the city etc
All these newfangled sharks, why, we just had the original when I was a lad, none of this wint-o-green or guava or double-caffeinated shark nonsense.
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