I mean what with Itvreturning every 27 years, 512 year old shark might have seen It 19 times. Pretty scary, all things considered.
2048 year old salamander
Like fuck was there a salamander older than little baby Jesus was when he died, when he was born. 512 year old is oldest
fear the worst every time this gets bumped
Don’t worry 512 year old shark will be around long after we are gone.
wonder what it’s doing right now
probably sucking on a werthers original and attempting a crossword puzzle am I right
Being heart-warmingly progressive on social issues
Sounds like what I was doing aged 9, so sure.
I hear Uncle Joe is appointing at least one shark to his cabinet. could it be this one, as a double-affront to 45?
How weird, I was just talking about this guy (because its Jonathan the tortoise’s 188th birthday today, oldest land animal)
Nice for him to have a cabinet all younger than him lololol
Not sure we need a new shark thread so here is a shark with a “human face” found off coast of indonesia.
cw : um… dunno, I didn/t really enjoy it much
What kinda fuckin humans you been lookin at pal
Check out that 6 pack
Imagine how much money the 512 year old shark would have now if they’d put their money into Bitcoin as a teenager.
Giant luminous shark in the city etc
All these newfangled sharks, why, we just had the original when I was a lad, none of this wint-o-green or guava or double-caffeinated shark nonsense.