- Getting to a train barrier without having your card ready.
- Using the last sheet of toilet paper and not replacing the roll.
- Drinking from a plastic straw.
- Wearing a t-shirt for 3 days in a row in summer.
- Splashing a stranger in a swimming pool.
- Dumping refrigerated produce in a section of the supermarket without refrigeration after deciding you don’t want it after all.
- Trying something out in a shop and then later buying it online.
- Coveting
- Adultery
- Making false idols
- Farting in a lift
- Pooping on a plate
- Pissing on a person
- Murder
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- could be consentual (consensual?)
non-lethal
Attempted chemistry
This is the non-lethal kind of murder (of crows)
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Sin gas means without gas when you’re abroad
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Don’t give me that!
If they say that, it’s not consentual
Anything else have murder as the collective noun?
Orcs
Yeah, crows
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Columbos
(Peter Falk was on Larry Sanders last night)
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