7 non-lethal sins

  1. Getting to a train barrier without having your card ready.
  2. Using the last sheet of toilet paper and not replacing the roll.
  3. Drinking from a plastic straw.
  4. Wearing a t-shirt for 3 days in a row in summer.
  5. Splashing a stranger in a swimming pool.
  6. Dumping refrigerated produce in a section of the supermarket without refrigeration after deciding you don’t want it after all.
  7. Trying something out in a shop and then later buying it online.
  1. Coveting
  2. Adultery
  3. Making false idols
  4. Farting in a lift
  5. Pooping on a plate
  6. Pissing on a person
  7. Murder
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  1. could be consentual (consensual?)

non-lethal

:thinking:

Attempted chemistry

This is the non-lethal kind of murder (of crows)

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Sin gas means without gas when you’re abroad

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Don’t give me that!

If they say that, it’s not consentual

:thinking:

Anything else have murder as the collective noun?

Orcs

Yeah, crows

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Columbos

(Peter Falk was on Larry Sanders last night)

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