Hello.
I wish you well.
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Something quite oppressive and dictatorial about this sheeldz, I like it.
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Morning sheeldz.
Kiddo’s first day at nursery so just popping out to do drop off. Then me and my wife are going out for breakfast to make the most of a child free morning 
And got a surprise day off tomorrow for the silly hours I worked over the weekend, so that’s nice. A mid week weekend is always good.
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Day 2 of holiday, lovely and sunny so threw the window open …and a bastard wasp flew in 
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Funky Friday 
Landlord came round at just after 7 to look at the sink, came straight to work after. Tired now, please send help.
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My brain’s stuck in penguin joke mode and I’ve got a phone interview at 9
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Morning all!
The class I was meant to be remotely teaching this morning got cancelled so I’m planning classes and drinking coffee until this afternoon.
I’m pretty tired.
Don’t get in a flap
Woke up at 6 so read my book for a bit. The idea of having to get up, wash and get on public transport to get to work rather than read for 90 mins in my cosy bed and then just turn my laptop on is so alien now.
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Could open with ‘why did the penguin jump up and down at its job interview?’ ‘To break the ice’
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This is good
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Why was the face-to-face interview afraid?
Absolutely seamless upgrade of a classic.
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Hola!
There’s a new New Order single out today, so that’s my day made.
Second day this week with a 9am meeting put in the diary, and looking there’s 9ams tomorrow and thursday too. When did this start happening, eh?
hello hello
got 2 papers out this morning, and had my first one reach 50 citations yesterday
still soooo much to do :dread_face:
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Morning
Today is my Friday
I’m having some toast with Nutella
oh ffs. Will I one day wake up and not feel like a shell of a woman who needs to slumber for eternity?
@discobot fortune
My reply is no
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