A Chinook just landed in the City

you’re ruining my elevenses

That Tesco is TOO big. Got a bit overwhelmed the last time I was there.

I ain’t going to Sydenham and you can’t make me.

Did you know elevenses comes from the fact that people were executed at the Tower of London at 11am, and the ravens would then attempt to eat bits of the corpses, so it became a kind of grim joke name for a late-morning snack.

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