Trying to take personal prefs out of things, what would the order of appeal for the county teams be? Also not taking competence of the team into account.
Middlesex - get to play at Lords; London’s a pretty great place to live for a year or two
Worcestershire - lovely ground, lovely surroundings, lovely time
Somerset - great ground, Taunton is lovely, good base for exploring West Country, cider, get to eat sausages with Trescothik
Sussex - yeah Brighton’s pretty nice, nice ground. Careful not to piss on the bouncers though
Yorkshire - lots of fans, get to go all over yorkshire, Leeds is great, too many honest opinions
Kent - similar to worcs, just not as good
Derbyshire- Derby’s a bit crap, but the surrounding area is really lovely
Glamorgan - be quite nice being the outsider team, get to effectively represent a country
Nottinghamshire - cracking ground, right by the football grounds, Nottingham’s alright
Gloucestershire - lovely surroundings, lots of similar market towns though
Surrey - great stadium, good amount of fans, but you represent SURREY
Durham - lovely surroundings, pretty cold, miles from all the other teams means loads of travel
Warwickshire - Birmingham’s pretty decent, but it’s bit of a neither here nor there. Would you really want to relocate from India or Australia to live in Birmingham or Manchester?
Lancashire - same as Warwickshire tbh, just with more rain
Essex - new money or posh chaps, nice countryside though
Leicestershire - same as Hants, but at least the stadium’s somewhere reachable
Hampshire - pretty dull, the stadium’s a million miles from anywhere, and that anywhere is Southampton
Northamptonshire - struggling. Cheap shoe repairs?