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#941

Just realised the guy in black who sticks the foot in on the lad on the floor is Hales. Fuck him an all.


#942

Jeez. Ban on sleeve tattoos after all then


#943

white trainers too… urgh…


#944

Why can’t Stokes have an early night with a crossword puzzle and Ballance be the one who goes beating people up at 2am? Arggh.


#945

I heard if you put a stake through the heart of jade dernbach then all the sleeve tatters he’s sired go back to being people?


#946

Coming from Piers ‘shitcunt’ Morgan probably rubbish, and if true doesnt excuse what looks like him going on the offensive later in the vid…


#947

Ben Stokes’s Dracula?


#948


#949

I’ll allow it


#950

Kick (and Stamp and Punch) Homophobia Out Of Sport.


#951

love a good full toss taking out the top of off.


#952

Why on the BBC scorecards do they put mins before balls? Who thinks it is more important to look at minutes before balls? It’s extremely confusing


#953

i’ve been finding that with scorecards in general of late. …well, not specifically that, but strange orders.


#954

I have convinced the TV that when it says WASP on the sky scoreboard it stands for “weirdly accurate score predictor”


#955

So glad someone else has picked up on this, been doing my nut for ages


#956

So. Guess which ex England cricketer I saw this afternoon in the Ashford “flip out” children’s trampolining venue?


#957

Ben Stokes?


#958

That would be fun but no. Did score a double ton for England once though.


#959

Graham Thorpe.


#960

Rob Key?