A day in the life of a disser

How do you spend your day, give rough percentages of time allocated to different things.

This is a compulsory thread.

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Being a badass - 110%

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Nice to see somebody putting the effort into being a badass

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Work/commuting - 46%
Eating/cooking/relaxing - 25%
Sleeping/looking after a crying baby - 29%

Time spent terrified: 60%
Time spent horny: 20%
Time spent too sleepy to be terrified or horny: 20%

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20% eating catfood
30% huffing glue
50% batting rats

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30% - relaxing/sleeping/practicing trendy handshakes with the cat
60% - work
10% - toilet

I reckon I’m also eating whilst doing the first two about 30% of the time.

family time/meetings/work calls

I can imagine his family being fine with this arrangement, “no, take those calls, go those meetings”

No need to be so personal. Just trying to improve myself

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32% - Sleep
68% - Internet

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33% Sleeping.
6% hiding.
20% procrastinating.
1% posting about procrastinating on DiS.
15% preparing or eating food.
2% toilet.
19% thinking, doing or worrying about sex.
4% solving tough mathematical problems.

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100% Loving Life! 24/7
#livingthedream
#goodtimesgreattimesallthetime

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120% - being a badass

I think this is a lie

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80% cycling

20% eating

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Yeah how can you spend 120% of your time doing something? Impossible. 110% is the absolute maximum.

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I worked it out on a spreadsheet like a massive saddo

35.07% work
33.68% sleep
11.46% relaxation / reading / TV / etc
10.07% commuting
3.13% children’s bedtime
2.78% shower / breakfast / getting ready for work
2.08% lunch
1.04% dinner
0.69% prayer / meditation

0.69% lol

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And @plasticniki doesn’t sleep. Thread is a sham