Her friends and family must love that. âItâs half past 6 in the morning, what on earth do you want!â.
Assuming she exists, which she almost certainly doesnât.
The images look like stock photos (which makes me think that itâs all made up), and Iâm not sure that she actually does anything in her job, but starting at 9.00am, taking 90 minutes for lunch and being home before 7.00pm sounds alright, no?
Weirdly narcissistic to think that your pals want a phone called every morning.
Seems like an easy life though.
Hear that, millennials? Tech companies!
I hate her!
Doesnât it say that sheâs British, so presumably theyâre in a more sociable timezone?
honestly reckon if someone said I could earn ÂŁ1million a year but I had to live her lifestyle for at least 20 years, Iâd rather just be poor
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Youâre quite right. Sorry, Melania!
" She gets into the office around 9 a.m."
Aye, we all know what âaroundâ 9 a.m. means, donât we? What a slacker.
Pretty much what I do, but Melania probably earns more money than me.
English breakfast tea is my favorite, as I am British.
Anybody who claims to exercise before work is, without fail, a) a stonecold liar, and b) an utter sociopath.
My adblocker means I canât read this. Iâm ok with that.
used to get off at the previous bus stop and run the rest of the way into work when I was younger
Thatâs allowed.
George from work does
Full of useful tips like âItâs time for lunch around noonâ.