#25

I bet it’s a Flymo lawnmower.

#26

Thanks, and @jordan_229

They’re pretty much all “facebook user” which i guess means the account has been deleted, and the most recent is from a year ago, so i guess I’m even more unpopular with spammers than i am with my actual friends

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#27

It’s “keep” isn’t it. That’s why it’s funny.

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#28

Mines my own name and face, am i doing something wrong?

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#29

I deactivated my facebook a while ago but I get instagram messages from sexbots etc.

The most annoying ones I deal with are in the Words with Friends apps. So many men with fake pictures (often the same photo is used with different accounts) who start a game, play a 3 point word and then just start messaging. They soon resign when I don’t reply, or repeatedly message me asking why I’m not replying (how dare I ignore them?!). Just fuck off!

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In fairness to James, he carried on playing and we had several good games.

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#30

‘Good morning’

:smiley: :smiley:

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#31

:grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

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#32

My favourites are the ones that carry on with the conversation after I’ve basically told them to fuck off! :laughing:

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#33

This is my only one - it’s very old and I’m pretty sure Facebook never showed it me at the time

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I’m not from Neston, or Broadbottom

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#34

Whoops. I’ve just discovered a genuine facebook group chat in there with some of my Glasgow mates which started last April. Only 2798 unread messages.

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#35

Reminds me of when someone I know stuck the bag from a box of wine in his trousers, so he could smuggle it past security at an ATP.

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#36

Really want to see an episode of Catfish that starts with a scrabble app.

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#37

While we’re on the subject of Messenger, someone who lives upstairs messaged me recently because someone got my flat number wrong on a parcel. I’ve deleted the conversation but the guy still shows up in the circles along the top when he’s online. I don’t really want a total stranger showing up in my app, how do i get rid of him?

#38

‘I am a sincere, sensitive, hopeless romantic. My absolute favourite movie is the Princess Bride’

Is he Gareth Keenan?

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#39

I did that many times, had cans taped to my thighs too. Worked a charm as the ATP security only ever patted down your top half.

#40

This comment has done me…

“i must confess i like your face it’s the most amazing face i have ever seen”

Congratulations on your face bab :smiley:

You’d think they’d start by complementing your scrabble skills!

I am also impressed at you starring out the word fucking :slight_smile:

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#41

Haha yeah that was a pretty good message and he wasn’t awful like the others. He continued playing scrabble with me for a couple of games. ‘Where can I find you?’ is a bit sinister though!

As if! The WWF app automatically censors out any swearing! :laughing:

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#42

i did wonder!! :rofl:

but yeah, the ‘where can i find you’ is too much.

Honestly, as a man seeing these messages it still blows my mind, even after seeing thousands of such screenshots over the years.

The messages @pervo put earlier also. Its just so shit!

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#44

been a bit of an uptick in these recently

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