A deep dive into my Facebook message requests

jordan_229 · 2021-03-03T13:33:41.699Z

Oh way to take over my thread Pervo

pervo · 2021-03-03T13:33:57.222Z

Sorry Jordo, I think that’s me done now x

guntrip · 2021-03-03T13:34:21.138Z

They keep changing it on messenger, now you have to click on the little profile pic in the top corner and it’s on the menu in there.

jordan_229 · 2021-03-03T13:34:41.715Z

Do you have the Facebook messenger app? Click on your profile photo at the top left and this will come up

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dktrfaustus · 2021-03-03T13:34:43.949Z

I bet it’s a Flymo lawnmower.

froglet · 2021-03-03T13:38:37.677Z

Thanks, and @jordan_229

They’re pretty much all “facebook user” which i guess means the account has been deleted, and the most recent is from a year ago, so i guess I’m even more unpopular with spammers than i am with my actual friends

anon5266188 · 2021-03-03T13:40:50.459Z

anon5266188:

“Would you like to see what I keep inside my boxers?” is a very funny sentence IMO

It’s “keep” isn’t it. That’s why it’s funny.

safebruv · 2021-03-03T13:41:47.657Z

Mines my own name and face, am i doing something wrong?

shes_so_high · 2021-03-03T13:45:55.421Z

I deactivated my facebook a while ago but I get instagram messages from sexbots etc.

The most annoying ones I deal with are in the Words with Friends apps. So many men with fake pictures (often the same photo is used with different accounts) who start a game, play a 3 point word and then just start messaging. They soon resign when I don’t reply, or repeatedly message me asking why I’m not replying (how dare I ignore them?!). Just fuck off!

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In fairness to James, he carried on playing and we had several good games.

profk · 2021-03-03T13:48:00.023Z

‘Good morning’

pervo · 2021-03-03T13:48:20.600Z

shes_so_high · 2021-03-03T13:49:02.837Z

My favourites are the ones that carry on with the conversation after I’ve basically told them to fuck off!

grievoustim · 2021-03-03T13:49:04.928Z

This is my only one - it’s very old and I’m pretty sure Facebook never showed it me at the time

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I’m not from Neston, or Broadbottom

The_Cosh · 2021-03-03T13:49:47.995Z

jordan_229:

Click on your profile photo at the top left and this will come up

Whoops. I’ve just discovered a genuine facebook group chat in there with some of my Glasgow mates which started last April. Only 2798 unread messages.

guntrip · 2021-03-03T13:49:56.412Z

Reminds me of when someone I know stuck the bag from a box of wine in his trousers, so he could smuggle it past security at an ATP.

guntrip · 2021-03-03T13:51:48.843Z

Really want to see an episode of Catfish that starts with a scrabble app.

froglet · 2021-03-03T13:56:44.028Z

While we’re on the subject of Messenger, someone who lives upstairs messaged me recently because someone got my flat number wrong on a parcel. I’ve deleted the conversation but the guy still shows up in the circles along the top when he’s online. I don’t really want a total stranger showing up in my app, how do i get rid of him?

TKC · 2021-03-03T14:04:36.636Z

‘I am a sincere, sensitive, hopeless romantic. My absolute favourite movie is the Princess Bride’

Is he Gareth Keenan?

ma0sm · 2021-03-03T14:14:26.378Z

I did that many times, had cans taped to my thighs too. Worked a charm as the ATP security only ever patted down your top half.

Caedus · 2021-03-03T14:45:17.308Z

This comment has done me…

“i must confess i like your face it’s the most amazing face i have ever seen”

Congratulations on your face bab

You’d think they’d start by complementing your scrabble skills!

I am also impressed at you starring out the word fucking