A definitive list of punchlines

He can’t; he’s got no nose!

(chat allowed)

BOOM you looking for this

And with that, I yield.

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She went of her own accord!

Even the cake’s in tiers!

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I was 32 years old.

“Oh it’s nothing, I’m just an ex-tractor fan”

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I don’t get up til 9!

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Looks like you’ve blown a seal, mate

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Because he (k)needed a poo!

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FTFY

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Well done, he’s 12.

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The pilot, you racist.

You’re 35 years old and you still believe in leprechauns?

And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away.

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The aristocrats

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THE ONE ON THE TANK

Thanks. I can always be relied on to fuck up a punchline. This is why I never tell jokes.

“and then I got off the bus!”

“and that was just the teachers!”
(actually heard a stand-up use this one the other week)

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No thanks, I’ve gone one 'ere (ear).