I was at a wedding a week ago. I lost count of how many times I said “Even the cake’s in layers”, and I’m not confident anyone knew what I meant (including me).
were you doing this to subvert the joke or had you forgotten it completely?
The former.
You’re a maverick filth, good effort.
“They sold the company for 99p”
To get to the other side
“It’s raining Datsun cogs” (circa 1970s)
Abscess makes the fart go ‘Honda’!
It’s a Nik-Nak, Patti Mac, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!
No need, I can jump from here.
Please may I come on your tits, friend
You just said it!
