A definitive list of punchlines

I was at a wedding a week ago. I lost count of how many times I said “Even the cake’s in layers”, and I’m not confident anyone knew what I meant (including me).

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:grinning: were you doing this to subvert the joke or had you forgotten it completely?

The former.

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You’re a maverick filth, good effort.

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“They sold the company for 99p”

To get to the other side

“It’s raining Datsun cogs” (circa 1970s)

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Abscess makes the fart go ‘Honda’!

It’s a Nik-Nak, Patti Mac, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!

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No need, I can jump from here.

ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!!!1

Please may I come on your tits, friend

You just said it!