Tonight I just shrugged it off
And yes, that is a full size toilet roll
World’s biggest toilet
bet you wish you had a Dutch shelf toilet now
Toilet is square. How does that work?
Reckon you sit down on it and squeeze a bit
Squeeze the toilet into an oval shape?
With glutes as powerful as mine the toilet bends to your whim
There’s a U-Bend joke here somewhere
U-bend it, you buy it
^ not that
What’s a plumbers favourite 00s films?
U-Bend it Like Beckham
License to flush