#101

Interesting.

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#102

This might be my favourite filth thread yet.

Dry as the Atacama Desert, obviously, but I’m extremely amused.

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#103

That means a lot, thank you Pervo. :heart:

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#104

Was going to do a bit on how weird the pornification of ejaculation volume (upcoming Mars Volta lyric) is but then I remembered Ezekiel 23:20

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#105

image

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#106

That’s not the stretchiness I… ok. Tenner is on the way. Please don’t spend it on erotic soft toys.

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#107

Dirty bear.

Dirty, dirty bear.

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#108

You mean… girthways, don’t you?

#109

Yes. Yes I do.

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#110

Good Ol’ girthy ear fucker epimer

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#111

Looks like wank is back on the menu, boys!

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#112

I’ve been called worse tbqfh

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#113

Again, romping past the opening poll in the “things that can’t be unseen” stakes

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#114

:’(

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#115

I’m either going to have no libido for ever or develop a Shrek cum play thing after this thread. Not sure which is worse.

Which is worse

  • No libido. For ever.
  • Hot for jizzy Shrek

0 voters

#116
#117

Aye but

#118

Fragrant. I knew I missed one

#119

I took part in a reading of the unabridged Moby-Dick at Royal Festival Hall a few years ago. I really didn’t envy whoever had to read that part. Although, to quote Shaggy, it wasn’t me…
(Only recently found out that the first edition to be published in Britain was heavily bowdlerised.)

#120

Same

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