A [filth thread] for Thursday

CillaCrack · 2021-03-11T10:46:50.345Z

why has this made me horny

elthamsmateowen · 2021-03-11T10:47:23.940Z

None of you are free from sin. None of you.

(Maybe tone)

cutthelights · 2021-03-11T10:48:30.965Z

Let he who is without sin cast the first Tone

dktrfaustus · 2021-03-11T10:51:06.568Z

Wow. I’ll be lucky if I can achieve an erection by the weekend after reading this.

LilWoodyToodelly · 2021-03-11T10:51:53.036Z

elthamsmateowen · 2021-03-11T10:52:36.007Z

I believe in you

elthamsmateowen · 2021-03-11T10:53:39.108Z

(1/?) has been used so many times as a punchline making fun of this kind of thing I now have a like, involuntarily laugh response whenever I see it

elthamsmateowen · 2021-03-11T11:05:34.142Z

Greetings from EmO HQ

I’ll be here all day, every Thursday.

Unlucky · 2021-03-11T11:26:56.689Z

Read this as just ‘Moby’ and was like will that guy stop being weird.

elthamsmateowen · 2021-03-11T11:44:24.345Z

Moby’s dick

frenchtoast · 2021-03-11T11:54:41.940Z

elthamsmateowen:

Moby’s dick

Bet it smells of aubergine

kermitwormit · 2021-03-11T12:14:47.698Z

MATES.
You’re never gonna believe this but it’s just arrived

I feel weird.

jont2001 · 2021-03-11T12:15:29.493Z

report back in 20 mins

elthamsmateowen · 2021-03-11T12:15:53.238Z

‘10-speed Clitoral and vaginal vibrating device’

So romantic. With his twinkly eyes.

elthamsmateowen · 2021-03-11T12:16:14.854Z

I assumed that’s what the ‘I feel weird’ was about

anon5266188 · 2021-03-11T12:16:33.347Z

Looks like a different bow-tie colour than on the packaging, upgrade or downgrade?

Roughyed · 2021-03-11T12:19:25.786Z

The glory hole to feel “Soft Fur”.

frenchtoast · 2021-03-11T12:20:25.582Z

kermitwormit:

10 Speed Clitoral & Vaginal Vibrating Device

Please. Anyone who’s anyone knows it’s all about 12-speed these days.

Bamnan · 2021-03-11T12:21:45.166Z

sadness in his eyes

japes · 2021-03-11T12:23:50.487Z

“fall in love again”