A filthy filth thread (public polls)

(I couldn’t see one posted today but if I’m wrong I’m sorry!)

Sexy bodies covered in grime and dirt and grease and that

  • Phwoar
  • Meh
  • Come on love, let’s get you in the shower

0 voters

Does this poll need to be anon?
I’m not ashamed to say I like em dirty.
(actually I voted for getting in the shower, but still)

5 Likes

Yeah let’s do public polls for once today

8 Likes

Oh all right then you heathens

This poll is PUBLIC: sexy bodies covered in grime and dirt and grease and that

  • Phwoar
  • Meh
  • Come on love, let’s get you in the shower

0 voters

1 Like

Drawing a face on your hand and making out with it.

  • Phwoar
  • What’s wrong with you?
  • Meh

0 voters

Making yourself late for work going back to bed for morning sex when you’re already dressed for work

  • Sexy
  • Mischevious

0 voters

Are you trying to invoke @joke’s wrath

1 Like

I don’t know what I’d put on my timesheet

4 Likes

clocking IN

6 Likes

Needs a CWBAFT option

5 Likes

Misc. Admin

2 Likes

doesn’t matter so long as it was laminated

sexy bodies covered in custard or gravy or similar tasty liquid treats

  • yum
  • no ta

0 voters

unnecessary ‘l’ there

1 Like

Genuinely stared at that for a few seconds trying to work out the significance of clocking N

4 Likes

Sex under the influence. I have done it whilst on:
(ANON)

  • Alcohol
  • Weed
  • Poppers
  • MKat
  • MDMA
  • Speed
  • Acid
  • GHB
  • Coke
  • Heroin
  • Other

0 voters

Custard and gravy, no. Ice cream, hell yes. It depends on the product. Only some foodstuffs are suitable for off-human consumption

2 Likes

what part of no anon posts do you not understand damn it

4 Likes

Doesn’t really thrill me but if it makes my partner happy :raising_hand_woman:

Shower sex

  • Overrated
  • Underrated
  • I don’t have sex with bathroom appliances

0 voters