Alcohol. The only other thing on the list I’ve tried is weed and I’ve nae shagging on it
What have I done?
All of them bar acid, gbh and speed ¯_(ツ)_/¯
SEXY AND MISCHIEVOUS ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
I KNOW BUT IT’S FUNNIER making you Choose
Being unable to separate sexy and mischievous into two distinct terms
Shower sex is overrated in a typical UK shower (probably in a bath, with fuck all pressure)
Maybe rated about correctly in a shower with a bit of room and a bit more than a trickle of water
The very real probability of slipping on the round edge of the tub and cracking your head mid thrust adds to the thrill
Grabbing hold of the (slightly mouldy) shower curtain causing the (held up by vacuum sucker things) shower rail to come crashing down
I actually pulled a shower rail down on top of me in our apartment in Barcelona two years ago. I didn’t realise it was jammed in place rather than screwed in. It was scary.
Was this during sexytimes, cos if it wasn’t this should go in a non filth thread ?
File under ‘dodgy British stuff in a van or taxi’
Oh sorry, no just a standard shower.
How mischievous of me.
Maybe a tub of KFC gravy in the back of a taxi?
sounds like a sex tape
cover yer tits in Bovril love, we’re off down the park
Yeah logistically I don’t really see how it would work but I like the idea, in theory.
Basically you’d need your partner to be mega buff to hold you up, that’s how I imagine it working anyway. Like, mega, mega buff.
Yeah, exactly this. My shower a tiny little corner thing that’s barely got enough space for me. I’m always bashing my elbows on it without adding another person to the mix. Got a proper pressure shower though, don’t know how people cope with those drizzly pisser ones.