#147

The dodgy electric locks would bring a sense of danger to things I guess

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#148

Virgin trains wasn’t a thing when this happened

#149

It would be stinky and dirty and there’s no space and the lighting would be awful.

#150

title of your… yes you’re right it was

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#151

But what about doing it just to say that you’d done it?

#152

(This is how most of my sexperiences started)

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#153

I had bad, rushed sex in a very smelly, unsanitary environment! Yay me :sunglasses:
Nah, I’m alright cheers :wink:

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#154

And there’s my autobiography

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#155

Have you ever had to replace the batteries in something and found that the only batteries you have free are in a vibrator?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#157

A detachable head for an electric toothbrush that uses the same battery/mechanism as a sexual aid.

  • Smart and resourceful, please link me to your kickstarter
  • I stand in the way of progress

0 voters

#158

Have you ever broken something by trying to have sex on it?

  • Yes - I’m both sexy and mischevious
  • No, I’m sensible

0 voters

#160

I play video games so my controllers are always running out of batteries. I think the man at the corner shop might be getting a little bit concerned.

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#161

My old bed frame

It was a gradual process, but I got there in the end

#163

I did it with my work mouse when I was working from home the other week. DEFINITELY DOUBLE CLICKED MY MOUSE ha ha good joke

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#164

Pure filth.

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#166

‘I did it with my work mouse’

Really hope you won’t have to return that when you leave. :grimacing:

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#168

What the fuck kind of sex act am I doing with a can of lilt? :grimacing:

#170

I have a story I could share , but I think it might be too filthy for the filth thread (about other people, I didn’t do anything filthy with a can of soft drink)

#172

you can’t tease the filth thread

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#174

image

No need to waddle to the bathroom afterwards

(sorry this is pretty grim)