Jensen is looking to put his flat on the market. He's lived there for a long time but thinks it is time for him to maybe move to a different city. Prague, you see, is becoming more and more opposed to augmented people by the day and somehow Jensen's efforts have not eased the tension. He wonders why this is... when that fateful day will come that he needs not throw another printer ever again.
So I've lent him my DiS account to see if any of you are interested...
Hey hey heeeeey! Adam Jensen here! Anyone who's anyone in Prague will know me as the foremost authority on peacefully campaigning for the rights of augmented people; and, if you're lucky, you may have seen me hurling wheelie bins at your car from any one of the city's many roofs.
And while I'm on the subject of roofs I have one to offer you! For over your head! No, I don't mean I'm going to break a roof over your head! This roof is maintained by insulated walls and lode bearing beams and such!!! I.e. I'm selling my flat! As I'm climbing up the property ladder (my augmented jumping power won't help me with this ladder, as it is a metaphorical ladder and not a real ladder... ROFL )
Anyway! I know I've got the social enhancer aug so I know when I'm being a chatterbox!!!!!!!!!
It's got beautiful views... and check out the video I made showcasing my latest in indestructible home furnishings (and very chic they are too)
I know what you're thinking: the perfect home to raise my kids in! And you can utilise as many volatile explosives from the comfort of your own home as you want, without 'er indoors giving you an earful about mucking up her scatter cushions (can't live with em can't live without em, eh lads (nah it's just banter))... but then, eh! what's this? oh here's a catch, you're thinking:
no bloody fridge! How will I store my perishables Jensen? MY MILK WILL SPOIL!!?
oh think again!
Jensen got it covered
also why not get acquainted with your new roommate?
some people think he's a bit cold, but that's probably bc he's dead ROFL (i meant cold as literally cold and not figuratively cold!)
anyway interested parties hit us up