A gaming thread for 2018

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#3202

Been doing a bit of retro Windows gaming these last few days. Started on Machinarium again (had it on my Windows Phone but never finished it) and it’s lovely. Such a nicely-drawn game, cute as hell. Quentin Blake steampunk sort of thing.

And the Ur-Quan Masters is great! Totally takes me back to Star Control II on the 3D0 (RIP), such a nice game to explore and just fly around in that Elite/NMS vein (with a bit more story, it’s an adventure game at heart).


#3203

Anyone fancy reading about the Sega Dreamcast, and talking about how awesome it is?


#3204

woah that’s tonnes of money!

Thanks for the tip :slight_smile:


#3205

dreamcast :heart: think mine’s in my parent’s attic. should dig it out really, don’t think I ever got around to finishing skies of arcadia


#3206

Had Sega Bass Fishing with the controller and everything. Used to sit with an ATD drinking tinnies playing it, while wearing stupid fishing hats. Great times :heart:


#3207

#3208

Back on the XCom 2 wagon, pretty intense sesh tonight. It’s going to take me a little while to prune down screenshots into a tight enough post. Also for my voice to recover from shouting at the screen so much.


#3209

The left analogue stick on my 3DS is becoming unresponsive, and the battery is knackered. Sent it off for repairs yesterday, can’t believe it’s gone. really hope it’s gonna be fine. Just cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Godspeed little console.

Have been tanning the fuck out of it for like three years but anyway


#3210

I’d hoped my Xcom 2 addiction would be cured by finishing the game but I just want to start another campaign.

The last mission was fucking intense. All of my normally ice-cold colonels kept missing 75% shots and my god-like sniper with hundreds of kills didn’t make it :frowning:. Got there in the end though.


#3211

Drowned in XCom Season 2 Episode 1

A Recap: A band of ageing nerds from a music forum have resolved to end the alien-controlled Advent occupation of Earth by resisting them at every turn, and uncovering their dastardly plans. So far they’ve succeeded in recovering a sample of soylent street salad, bolstered their ranks with some coke dealers, renegade aliens and the psi-blade wielding @imaperv. @Antpocalypsenow (nerd), @Jamos (ninja), @DarwinBabe (gun person) and @1101010 (a giant death robot) have all emerged as our most important personnel. @Matt_was_taken died hilariously by falling down a hole during a zombie mission.

Team Rocket, a very camp but undeniably lethal trio of alien enforcers, have made their life a misery at every turn. Meowth in particular has turned into a bete noire, slaying @plasticniki and @cowtipping, kidnapping @epimer and inflicting any number of month-long wounds. The good news is we’ve finally tracked down the bastard’s hideout, and also located Epimer’s holding pen. But can DiX make good on this prize intel, against all the odds?

(The Impression I Get plays over a montage of explosions and soldiers missing 90% shots)

Unwilling to let the alien assassin know he’s rumbled, DiX splits into two teams which carry out a double operation. A small shadow team consisting of a snuff merchant, Ant and @shinymcshine (Epimer’s bondmate) go deep into Advent territory to rescue Epimer. Meanwhile, the alpha squad bursts through Meowth’s ceiling.


The Advent holding facility is well guarded. Fortunately, in the Elder’s infinite wisdom, they left the back door unguarded. Ant hacks the lock, Shiny holds off the scrambling goons whilst Coke Friend hauls the unconscious Epimer to the evac. By the numbers.


Alpha squad meanwhile storm through Meowth’s stronghold, taking out his guards and favoured lieutenants. @colossalhorse excels, going on a particularly gruesome rampage to prevent a Muton flank. Maybe he’s not so bad after all.

Eventually we get to the maggot’s inner sanctum. He has a powerpoint presentation lined up for us. Our alien renegade friend brings forward criticisms of it in a calm, discerning fashion. Meowth blasts off for good. Cowtipped, plasticniki et al, you were avenged.


Of course, the problem with joint operations like this is that the game invariably immediately hits you with another, unavoidable mission, when all of your troops are completely knackered and/or injured. XCom 2 really makes its feelings known to me by doing this to me twice, meaning DiX are hit with four missions in three days.

A thoroughly ragged team of reserves including such no-hopers as @manches-brute, @profk and @aboynamedgoo are sent with Theo the Robot (who thankfully never tires) to menace an Advent favela. It gets predictably messy. An exhausted @bugduv flips out and alerts the Advent patrol before they can be ambushed. Whilst all hell breaks loose, Manches Brute is sent hairing ahead to set the det charges. A Faceless gives him a good swipe for his troubles. He and the Prof manage to stay calm and take care of business.


Still, the mission takes a huge toll on morale with a whole crop of new ways for the troops to panic breaking out. There’s no way DiX can complete the other mission, a supply raid, and they pass on it. This results in them losing contact with North Africa, which seems fucking harsh.

We now need new Resistance Contacts. Horse and his bondmate imaperv are sent out on a covert mission to do that, whilst a slightly fresher DiX defend the aliens’ next move, an attempt to quash the Resistance in Brazil. It turns into a huge ding-dong - particularly as the Brazilian civilians make the brilliant decision to take cover in an extremely explosive coach - but @colinzealuk and @jazzballet rains sufficient amounts of death down on the alien reavers, and Epimer also shows us what we’ve been missing. Might our luck be turning?


Nope!


YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN HORSE. THAT WAS MY BEST SOLDIER YOU LOST.


#3212

Should have left me for dead, tbqfh.


#3213

And also in the game.


#3214

:kissing_smiling_eyes::ok_hand:


#3215

FUCKS SAKE @colossalhorse

You can no longer marry my daughter


#3216

Yeah, haha, I er meant to do that.


#3217

Get a blog.

Bzzzzt


#3218

love the antibant and log off nicknames


#3219

FO, M


#3220

Ok so this may look bad but my will increased by 4. 4!! And with our 100% record on rescue missions that’s basically free xp, right?

…right?

I’ll give your daughter the bad news :cry:


#3221

uh-oh, have I done what I normally do in these games? (confuse walk and look controls, look straight down and fire rocket launcher at feet)