I knew as soon as I posted it, I’d get this reply
Sorry, you’ve lost me.
Might go home in a bit, there’s nobody else here.
My daughter’s favourite joke:
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana” “Banana who?” “Banana knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana” “Banana who?” “Banana knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana” “Banana who?” “Banana knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana” “Banana who?” “Banana knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana” “Banana who?” “Banana knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana” “Banana who?” “Banana knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana” “Banana who?” “Banana knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Orange” “Orange who?” “Orange you glad there are no more bananas?”
Why does Rupert Bear wear yellow, checked trousers?
Because he’s a twat.
I like the “there are two monkeys in a bath…” joke, but mostly as an excuse to make monkey noises.
‘Knock knock’ ‘Who’s there?’ ‘Europe’ ‘Europe wh…’ ‘NO, EUROPE WHO’
Gutted this is the actual punchline because wanted to post something similar
My sister’s favourite joke from her childhood (and still is her favourite joke probably) is:
Knock knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito
The only joke she can tell and she’s 27.
My favourite joke:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
I know right?
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
Half a dog
Moooooooooo
knock knock who’s there? to to who? no, to whom
What’s Dean Martin’s favourite eel?
That’s a moray
This has done me good and proper.
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
There was de brie everywhere!
knock knock Who’s there? I Needap I Needap Who?
On my way to work… NOT!!!*
*I actually am.
Me and my two best mates in uni (one was part Jewish one was part Gypsy) had the setup for a beautiful joke: A Gypsy, a Jew and an Aryan walk into a bar…
Never made it further than that, though. Probably for the best.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
Drove down the road and turned into a field.
needed a 4 digit password at work so went with 1258
