A kid found a python in his toilet


#1

Off to murder a brown snake…


#2

andrex puppy replacement found


#3

was he sure it wasn’t just a really long jobby


#4

Maybe he was just well-endowed?


#5

*leaving conference*


#6

Oh hey! A funny thread about that news story…

Oh Theo’s making jokes about a child’s penis. Again.


#7

Wholesome thread ruined within three replies by serial alt-left hacktivist troll.


#8

Related to this story: yesterday I found out what a vivarium was.


#9

#10

has someone hacked your account?


#11

No, why?


#12

exactly what hacker would say!


#13

I mean, my post implies that I saw this story yesterday, but that I thought it didn’t deserve to be posted on DiS.


#14

It doesn’t imply you saw it yesterday.


#15

I mean obviously we all knew you’d already seen it. That’s not really about what you wrote though :smiley:


#16

Sub-text, Theo.


#17

How do we know the kid didn’t just put it there for the views?


#18

They say the snake had been missing for two months.

Didn’t they use the loo for two months? Or did they just poo on the snake?


#19

Finally someone’s asking the right questions.


#20

if this had been a german kid i could have made an insane joke using the terms wiper and viper.