#1
  1. Why wasn’t I invited (didn’t want to go anyway)
  2. What do you think the training could be?
#2

I’ve got mental health awareness tomorrow. Maybe it is that?

#3

foppyish awareness

#4
  1. house training
#5

Hopefully they were aware (lol, sorry) of how self-aware I am (very) and thought I didn’t need to go on the training.

#6

unconscious bias

#7

unlikely because yours is tomorrow and theirs is today

#8

It’s quite a long way away so maybe they are travelling.

#9

well. in absence of any other suggestions, this is the most likely scenario

#10

this would be exactly the type of thing that would go down in our work, although there was already someone in talking about that a while ago.

#11

I’ll shout stand up and shout out your username half way through and see how everyone reacts.

#12

Do it and film it. Some people from work do know my username from twitter so that would work. It’s maybe dangerous having people from work know it, because I’m a dangerous man.

#14

it’s potentially anything, the best suggestions have been 1) mental health awareness with balonz 2) unconscious bias

#15

I would say that they are almost definitely conspiring against you, you need to act quickly, Balonz might also be involved