A man knocks on your door

You answer.

He says ‘it’s over. We know what you did’

How much do you shit yourself?

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I have very good bowel control

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That’s a thread in itself

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Sorry, I meant “ball control” I have very good ball control (but I am constantly shitting myself)

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Why is it always, always you two?

Not at all. He can’t possibly know.

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but I don’t do much

Voted 10, although - in fairness - there’s a reasonable chance of me being on the verge of shitting myself at any time, of any given day, irrespective of the knock on the door.

“fuck off pal, i didn’t do anything”

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Do you think it would be nice and/or fun if me, you and Tone went on a short holiday somewhere, possibly involving an unusual mode of transport such as a barge?

Someone’s knocking at the door

For those voting above 5, what do you think they might know about?

(we won’t tell)

I live on the top floor of a building with no intercom so I’d assume it was a funny joke my neighbour, the worst guitarist on earth, had decided to play. 0/10.

SOMEBAAAADY’S RINGIN THE BELL

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Guess what, Stickboy.

I was babysitting my niece and nephew the other weekend and one of my sisters friends knocked on the door to do a pop-in whilst my sister and bro-in-law were out in the evening and I said “oh sorry, they’ve gone out for the evening, I’m babysitting” and the friend STILL CAME IN and continued with the pop-in!

Lunacy

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Any excuse is a good excuse as far as I’m concerned

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wow

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Pretty sure she was coming onto you.

I am very confident that this was not the case

Was she worried for the kids?

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