#28

This is a kindly thing of you to have said, however it is 100% accurate to say she was not coming on to me.

#29

9.7

#30

Rejected your advances, eh?

#31

:crazy_face:

#32

I’ve not done owt but I shit myself 10 much because being sent down for a crime I didn’t do is one of my top fears.

Amanda Knox lost the best years of her life to this shit and now it’s happening to me too.

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#33

At least she managed to shit in the toilet first.

#34

Yeah that’d be really nice

#35

@anon5266188 would you like it if you, me and Joke went on a short holiday somewhere, possibly involving an unusual mode of transport such as a barge?

#36

I would hate to be on a barge

#37

What about a nice city break?

#38

Yeah, much better (as long as there are no bodies of water in the city)

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#39

I’ll ring the travel agents first thing and ask for three tickets for a nice weekend in the desert.

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#40

I’d be delighted if Roy Orbison was playing at my house.

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#41

Had a knock on the door on Sunday during the day, right, and I went to answer it and there was a whole family there with big grins on their faces, which soon became faces of confusion because they had gone to the wrong address

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#42

MAH HOUSE

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#43

Tony, I’m not sure about how you’re using ‘pop-in’ here.

#44

Theo…

#45

“a pop-in”, “the pop-in”?

Nah

#46

Fair.

Wouldn’t be a pop-in if there was no “in”, would it?

A speculative visit to check would be better called a pop-round.

#47

No. The more usual way of writing this would be:

…and one of my sisters friends popped in whilst my sister and bro-in-law were out in the evening…and the friend STILL CAME IN!