#22

just put a cup on a table

#23

Clearly this isn’t the first thing you put on this morning

#24

You show me where I said it was the first thing. Go on, I fucking dare you.

#25

Yes I can, Andy.

#26

I said yes

#27

I forgot

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#29

Thanks for your support

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#30

He’s went quiet now tone, eh? Good muscle flexing there.

#31

Fuckin A

#32

06.35 - Phone on floor while I used the toilet
06.48 - Phone on bedside table
06.52 - Kettle back on stand after being lifted to fill with water
06.52 - Two mugs on kitchen side
06.54 - Kettle back on stand
06.54 - One mug on kitchen table
06.55 - Other mug next to wife’s side of bed
06.57 - my feet in shoes
07.01 - dog food bowl on side
07.02 - dog food in bowl
07.02 - dog bowl on floor
07.03 - toast in toaster, Marmite/butter on kitchen table with plate
07.06 - toast on plate
07.07 - butter on toast
07.08 - marmite on buttery toast
07.09 coffee mug back down on table

I can’t go on

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#33

This is a superb effort and you have demonstrated that you have the best memory in the land!

#34

You missed out butter on knife

#35

No he didn’t

#36

Think he did

#37

What are your evening plans warny?

#38

Something like:

Cook some (fake) meatball thingy
Eat it
Night walk
Get j to bed
Washing up/recycling and bins out
Beer n tv
Vuelta highlights
Bed

Yours?

#39

Wonton lives in a place so warm the butter was in liquid form, so he could just pour it direct onto the toast.

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#40

I’m hoping to attend the DiS Dining Club however I also have a suit that I need to pick up from the dry cleaners for a wedding on Saturday and I’m not sure how I can do both so need to work on a plan.

#41

When does the cleaners close?

#42

1800hrs