A Message to the Galactic Federation

If you’re so worried about us finding out about you, how come Tom Delonge is still alive?

This is a thread to discuss Earth’s efforts to join the Galactic Federation

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Speaking in an interview to Yediot Aharonot , Eshed – who served as the head of Israel’s space security program for nearly 30 years and is a three-time recipient of the Israel Security Award – explained that Israel and the US have both been dealing with aliens for years.And this by no means refers to immigrants, with Eshed clarifying the existence of a “Galactic Federation.”

Right

Gal Fed? When is it time for Guy Fed, huh??

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I just want the holodeck. Give me a holodeck

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They’re actually the aliens from The Left Hand of Darkness so your primitive gendered joke has offended them greatly and you’ve just delayed our acceptance into the Gal Fed for another 100 years. Well done.

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Fixed this for you.

Might start a thread about what galactic organisations people would want to be part of later.

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Ekumen? How about Ekuwomen for a change, you know what I’m saying?

Oh no

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:grinning:

“Why did you turn the wolf into the pug” has absolutely done me tbf tbh

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That would be an Ekuwomenical matter

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