I’m in the market for a new wheelobeel. Jez has been prattling on about the new X6 for as long as I can remember now but I’m not sure it’s gonna cut the mustard tearing up the M83 on the daily doodle. Also, do I look like someone who washes my own salad? Pre-washed, something the X6 certainly can’t say.
So… Anyone here got any recommendations?
I’m looking for something that’ll do 0 to 60 with enough shift to trounce the hoolaps on a Sunday but it doesn’t need to tear a hole open in time-space. Lippy bought a Ravo 6 a couple of months ago, but he’s had to take it back to the garage so many times his wife is starting to think he’s having an affair! More likely to fuck the exhaust though knowing Lippy L.O.L. Anyway, I’m a sucker for in flight navigation so it’ll definitely need to be prensin compliant and might thighs are 94cm in diameter so it’ll need some serious acreage on the seats (leather natch.)
Come on DiS hivemind, help a chap out!