#8

Alright, Kryten

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#9

how to stick tape work

#10

why do I feel so self-conscious talking to my phone

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#11

‘lister’ is me saying ‘listo’ to try and post the message (my phone is in spanish)

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#12

Hello

Hello I don’t know what to type and by typing same hour is working and see how it’s gone. Line didn’t go so well

#13

And this is why I still have a job, because even one person talking in a room to a device that could listen to them every day can’t dictate properly

That sounds really smug, I’m obviously fucking terrified of automation, please don’t take my job robots

#14

Hello how does this thing work how do you actually get it to post

#15

Maybe you could build the robots to take your job and then they’d still pay you because you’d have the dictation robot patents.

#17

Ok I think I’ve got the hang of it I’m just going to talk really quickly to try and trick Google and did not understand what I’m saying that I think it works alright

#18

Sadly one of my clients has already built a dictation robot, and therefore every job I do for them helps to train that robot. Happily, the robot is still shit (I know this because part of the machine learning is releasing transcripts that the robot has done and having typists correct them, and oh boy it is shit, shit, shit for now).

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#19

Ok but what if I want to (type something in) closed (fuckinghell I can’t believe that worked

ah maybe not

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#20

Can a type uppercase hello work case

#21

It doesn’t really work all that well with Scottish accents.

Oh it showed me, it showed me good. AI prick.

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#22

Smeeeeeeeee

#23

I wonder how it copes with my name:)

#24

Colon under school closed_brackets

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#25

Acorn) you’re a big man

translation: @colon_closed_bracket you alright big man?

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#26

And long may they be shit :crossed_fingers:

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#28

Hey how is everybody got tomorrow broken broken

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#29

i have to speak really fucking quickly on mine or it stops recording

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