#921

We’re entering Trump territory with Jose.

Strange, strange behaviour which has little bearing to what’s actually happening.

#922

Presumably you meant “Keysey” there rather than “Jose”

#923

Keysey’s the Alex Jones in this extended metaphor.

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#924

Nope. I mean the Manchester United manager José Mourinho Félix.

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#925

Aye, it’s all a bit #headsgone today it seems, no idea what he’s on about with “diversity” and apparently there’s some other embargoed stuff which I’m sure will be level headed and reasonable.

#926

Not a fan of the newly scruffy Antonio Conte.

It was always a sign that Mourinho was losing it when he didn’t shave and started hacking about with his hair.

#927

I’m sure Richard Keys pre-Twitter/“just banter”… wasn’t completely nuts?

Like a fairly straight-down-the-line and reasonable presenter. Felt like the worst you could’ve said about him 10 years ago was that he was a bit smarmy

Did getting sacked from Sky break him?

#928

Whatever it was that broke him I’m eternally grateful for it. Fucking superb value over on twitter.com

#929

Probably won’t come in, but the 16/1 treble of Chelsea, Watford and Burnley is triffic value

#930

There should be more midweek league games.

** with a proviso that they can’t involve more than, say, a 100-mile round trip for (most) fans.

#931

Burnley possible/likely to be 4th in mid December is fucking nuts.

#932

Chelsea about to kick-off without a striker in a tough December game up north and Morata’s on instagram advertising organic water from his Kensington flat

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#933

They’ll be deducted 15 points in January due to the Expected Goals Differential, though.

#934

remember how the premier league table at the end of last season correlated with the brexit vote? it can’t be correlating quite so strongly right now can it

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#935

Huddersfield are the biggest club in Yorkshire. What a time to be bloody alive.

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#936

Hope everyone placed 7th and downwards in the PL watches this Burnley game back and feels suitably ashamed.

#937

Burnley fucked it. They’re so shite antifootball

#938

Glad I cashed out after Burnley won!

#939

can’t believe Watford bought a fresh from injury Kiko Femenia on for Richarlison and then conceded twice

#940

I dunno, I think this is still an important and definitive “shithouse club” index