#123

Hello officer

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#124

Losing a whole yeeeeeeeaaaaar

#125

I can add a nice picture of a tired pooch

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#126

Yeah. Freaks me out that I’ve only touched one person in over 4 months.

#127

I put on my BBQing shirt and shit summer jams playlist earlier so you KNOW we’ve eaten well tonight.

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Also I started drinking quite early and am now having an evening hangover. Fucked it.

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#128

I like my voice.

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#129

That shirt

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#130

Your voice is dreamy

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#132

If anything ever happens to this shirt I’ll lose all my grilling ability. It’ll be the Samson’s hair cut of barbecuing.

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#133

Haha that’ll be the day

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#134

I wish ccb had a takeaway business near me

#135

Snap. Might franchise him

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#136

Could specialise in the ‘Colon Closed Bucket’.

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#137

IDGI

#138

I was talking about this with Mrs CCB today. We were thinking of doing our foodbank supper club thing in the autumn but as a takeout. But the economics don’t really work out. People pay, what, £7 for a curry? With time and ingredients I’d be better off working a couple of shifts somewhere and donating the money lol

#139

Sometimes food comes in buckets from takeaways and bucket sounds a little bit like bracket. I’m very tired.

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#140

Remind me to wear insect repellent next time I’m within 200 metres of a blade of grass

#141

Oh right. I was thinking closed colon and bucket sounded a bit too much like his food would give you constipation.

If he called his place Bracket’s then you could saying you were ‘going up the bracket’ for dinner

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#142

Bracket in that context is slang for throat so it would be both up and down the bracket. I like it.

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#143

I’ve been getting a lot of horrid bites on my legs from traipsing through the grass when playing disc golf. I’m going to start spraying my legs with deet

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