A Pizza Story (polls)

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23

keep digging.

24

I feel as though thatā€™s more effort than just grabbing a chopping board, with my weak hands cardboard can be such a bother to open out.

25

and you do this when you have guests roundā€¦?

26

Ideal pizza:

cheese and tomato (obvs), chicken, yellow and red peppers, sweetcorn, olives

mmm.

27

About 50/50 for chopping board/plate for me, depending whatā€™s closest to hand

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28

it takes about 5 seconds, and i have a chopping board underneath cos itā€™s strong and stable for cutting on

@Matt_was_taken

you seem to be assuming Iā€™m some kind of adult

29

:frowning:

30

the idea that youā€™d have the empty pizza box just waiting there on the counter for when its ready really creeps me out for some reason.

31

pizza is flat, plates are not totally flat, why cut it on something not flat?

(this is null if you use scissors which is of course totally fine behaviour)

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32

Scissors

33

you lift the pizza to your mouth with scissors? unorthodox but fair play to you

34

How do you prefer to cut a pizza into slices?

  • Pizza wheel
  • Knife
  • Kitchen scissors
  • I donā€™t cut it into slices, I just attack the whole thing with a knife and fork
  • Other

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35

you seem to have a misplaced sense of pride :frowning:

36

FFS, Iā€™m not sure I want to be in the same column as @iamwiggy here.

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37

Whatsā€™s your preferred pizza sauce topping? Iā€™m currently going for a red sauce/brown sauce/mayo combo.
Donā€™t mockā€¦just fucking try itā€¦itā€™s tremendous!

  • Red sauce
  • Brown sauce
  • Mayo
  • Barbeque sauce
  • Other condiment

0 voters

38

What the hell is all this man

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39

WTF?

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40

what the hell you on about brown sauce toppings for!?

41

What have I done wrong here?

42

explain yourself, you moron!

Edit: in fact, donā€™t bother. Im not talking about pizza with you guys anymore

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